Gators
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Same. Is there a "payday" in there too??
Zombies are comin across the border and the government took my guns away and stole my money!! Top. Notch.
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Hilarious Lego Airline satire video
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Same. Is there a "payday" in there too??
Zombies are comin across the border and the government took my guns away and stole my money!! Top. Notch.
PeanuckleCRJ
Poodle Wrangler
I'm going to work a "I told the gate agent we weren't pushing until we got our crew meals because ITS IN THE CONTRACT, BIATCH" next time out at the bar on a layover. 
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skatergeek
Beet Farmer
S'CCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE the cart
CLT is the worst I've seen. I'm convinced it's actually illegal to walk inside the airport.
Runincolorado
Well-Known Member
Is all I can think about with the carts...MOVE!
Hacker15e
Who am I? Where are my pants?
Serious question...are you annoyed when people say that seriously (implying that whatever crapstorm is going on is worth it because getting paid for flying is "living the dream"), or are you annoyed when people say it sarcastically (because it is an overused and old way to say that you're pissed about whatever the crapstorm-of-the-day is)?
SlumTodd_Millionaire
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The former, mostly. But both.
adk
Steals Hotel Toilet Paper
@Hacker15e ,
"Livin' the dream" is an obnoxious cliché that should have been retired 10 years ago.
It's the equivalent of saying "talk to the hand because the face ain't listening" or asking "what's the 411?"
It's the epaulette sweater of idioms, if you will.
"Livin' the dream" is an obnoxious cliché that should have been retired 10 years ago.
It's the equivalent of saying "talk to the hand because the face ain't listening" or asking "what's the 411?"
It's the epaulette sweater of idioms, if you will.
BravoHotel
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Ya man, live'n the dream brother man.
SlumTodd_Millionaire
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adk said:
Awesome.
Hacker15e
Who am I? Where are my pants?
The reason I asked is because the saying is not some previously-hip-but-now-passé-fad saying as far as the USAF flying community is concerned.
For the 20+ years that I have been in the service, it is always said exasperated in the middle of an asinine situation and is dripping with sarcasm to express the extreme dissatisfaction with the situation. If you guys think they're a cynical people in the airlines, there are some pretty salty ones that would give them a run for their money flying in the military.
ZapBrannigan
If it ain’t a Boeing, I’m not going. No choice.
I have less than nothing in common with 90% of the people I fly with other than that we share the same profession. I don’t collect guns, I don’t hunt, I don’t know anything about ammunition. I’m not a doomsday prepper. I don’t hate Obama. I know nothing about their church. I don’t care about their ranch in Montana where they raise Alpaca or the turbine Bonanza they bought to get there. I don’t have a 6000 square foot million dollar home on an air park. I don’t have a sailboat that I keep in the Bahamas. I don’t buy gold or trade in foreign currency. I drive the same old beat up airport car I’ve been driving for years. I wasn’t in the military. I’ve never cheated on my wife. I don’t date or otherwise care to comment on the appearance of the flight attendants, And I don’t like football.
Which leaves us with. “Sooo… Do you live near the airport? Do you like… stuff? (sigh) So what do you think of the contract?”
Which leaves us with. “Sooo… Do you live near the airport? Do you like… stuff? (sigh) So what do you think of the contract?”
Story time!
Any "Raw Milkers" over there? A guy I knew threatened to choke him if he said another word during happy hour. That was hilarious.
SlumTodd_Millionaire
Most Hated Member
This is the best post in the history of posts.
Cessnaflyer
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I was warned about one Captain who was supposedly very hard to get along with. We had very little in common but I found ways to steer him from going off the deep end and concentrated on what made him happy. By the end of the day it was like we were best pals. I know very little about a lot but it seems to keep a conversation going well for a 10 hour day when you can relate a bit to the other person.
dasleben
That's just, like, your opinion, man
We don't have too much of this on the 767 at my shop. But when I bid over to the 747-400 next year? Hooooo boy. I've even been told "You won't fit in there."
But, I like money.
So you fly in a sterile cockpit for the most part?
Screaming_Emu
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Missing blue man group
I ask only because I can relate.
I have a personal rule that even if they are of the same political persuasion as me and I agree with what they were saying, my answer is absolute silence. I pretty much want to make a bingo card of statements that assume I'm totally on board with their extreme (either side) political opinion.
Beep
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Huzzah!