Hilarious Lego Airline satire video

Not a 121 guy either but I LOL at this. I would feel compelled to punch someone that called me "Skipper".

The people I hate are the ones that completely block the concourse as soon as the plane starts to board!
 
People who change direction are the worst. Sometimes I have to stop, close my eyes, and take a deep breath. People who ask about baggage claim always entertain me. I have yet to be to an airport where the signage is anything less than completely obvious.
 
dustoff17 said:
Not a 121 guy either but I LOL at this. I would feel compelled to punch someone that called me "Skipper".
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I use the term ironically.

Mark815 said:
I don't know what's worse; the fact that its hilariously accurate or that my career can be summed up in a 4min Lego video!
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"Oh yeah it's not like they'll honor it anyway WORK WORK WORK LOA 73 WORK WORK..."
 
Along the lines of change direction, another closely related one are the people who get off a moving walkway or an escalator and then just STOP. I understand that you are presented with a bunch of signs to different concourses and need to get your bearings straight. But when you STOP, you have not changed the physics of what is still going on behind you: a moving platform that is about to shove more people behind your ass.
 
Cherokee_Cruiser said:
Along the lines of change direction, another closely related one are the people who get off a moving walkway or an escalator and then just STOP. I understand that you are presented with a bunch of signs to different concourses and need to get your bearings straight. But when you STOP, you have not changed the physics of what is still going on behind you: a moving platform that is about to shove more people behind your ass.
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On top of that the idiots who stop on the dam MOVING WALKWALKWALKway. It is a f-ing moving WALKway. If it was a moving stopway it would be noted as such. Usually they are taking pictures of the creepy ORD B-C connector.
 
JetDoc said:
I call it "The Crazy Ivan"...
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Me, when in the terminal sometimes:
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Avalon781ML said:
Sometimes, after a long day, when I almost topple over people like this I get real close to giving them a piece of my mind... especially if they are on a cell phone. "Thanks for looking before you change directions fartknocker!"
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I have a "reaction rule." You suddenly stop and I am too close to stop you are either getting run over, or in your crazy ivan you turn into my path, I refuse to yield. It gives me a laugh as they bing off me and into on coming carts....

Cherokee_Cruiser said:
Along the lines of change direction, another closely related one are the people who get off a moving walkway or an escalator and then just STOP. I understand that you are presented with a bunch of signs to different concourses and need to get your bearings straight. But when you STOP, you have not changed the physics of what is still going on behind you: a moving platform that is about to shove more people behind your ass.
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How about just stand right, walk left. There is always someone who moves to the left and STOPS!
 
Ahhh, memories of growing up in an airline family.

Station family Christmas parties: work, work, work, management sucks, booze, hey kids Santa's here

Station Picnics: work, work, work, pilots, work, CSAs, work, softball, work, beer, work, beer, Nam

Birthday parties: work, work, seniority, work, work, concession

4th of July: work, work, beer, fireworks, work, God Bless America, my company sucks
 
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