Hi I am Iain...........

I_Money

Moderator
We all sit at our computers discussing flying, flight training, airplanes, etc quite frequently, however we all know very little about each other. I thought it would be interesting to try and get as many people to fill out this questionaire, so we can learn slightly more about our fellow JCers.

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What name appears on your Birth certificate?
Iain William Edward Holmes

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
No, people have always called me Iain.

What are your parents names?
They are Mummy and Daddy to me!

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
5, I have not had a cake since then. But the cake I had for my 5th birthday was super cool, it was a space ship!

What day do you regularly blow them out?
Well considering I have not blown them out for many years, there is nothing regularly about it. I should blow them out every March 31st though!

Do you have any pets?
Yes, I have two wonderful pets. I have a goldfish called Fluffy and a dog called Wilson. I won Fluffy at a fair; his hobbies include swimming, and blowing bubbles. Wilson also enjoys swimming, but his favorite hobby is sleeping or eating.

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Brown; Boring I know!

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope, I am scared of needles!

What is your favorite Meal?
Um, I do not really have a favorite, I am not too picking when it comes to food just as long as it does not have too many vegetables.

Have you ever been to Africa?
No, but I would really like to go as my Dad used to live in South Africa, and it would be really neat to see his old neighborhood.

Have you been toilet papering?
Yes, what kind of person would I be if I didn't go?

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Nope, I keep life simple!

Have you been in a car accident?
I rear ended a car because I was looking at a G-bird. There was not damage so oficially no.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Probably cricket, you can wacth 30 minutes of it, go off and do something, come back and not really miss too much.

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
Togo's althought I have been made to eat Subway recently, and that is actually quite tasty.

What is your bedroom carpet color?
A creamy color. I did not choose it, I recently moved into the spare room as when I was in the UK my mum made my room into a library (was that a message?), so when I moved back I got the downstairs bedroom, and my sisters old room become the guest one. Confusing huh?

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
What kind of question is that? I passed on my first time, my like I did on my private pilot checkride.


Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
My good friend Mary. We went to Nursery together, and lost touch for many years however while I was back in the UK we meet up and again, and talked about how things used to be when we were growing up.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Definately NM's unfortunately 1 cerdit card would not be enough! Heck that would hardly get a new outfit. I dream of the day when I get my American Express Black card.

What is your favorite Movie?
Definitely Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! I would love a flying car!

What is your favorite day of the week?
I do not really have a favorite day of the week.

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
No, not really! Just anything that makes you think.

What toothpaste do you use?
I am a Crest Kid!

What is your drink?
Ribena, it is drink in the UK. There is nothing like a warm Ribena on a cold night!

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Disney, Mickey Mouse is the man!

When was your last hospital visit?
It was a few years ago when I cut open my finger while building a model airplane. It hurt really bad!

How much do you love your job?
It is not too bad infact. I love paydays, I just wish it was more flexible and not so many hours. I can honestly say I am not as enthused over banking as I thought I would be however, I am sure as I move up the chain things will get better.

What do you do when you are bored?
I either plant myself in front of the television, or I nerd out in front of my computer! I seem to spend plenty of time doing both!

Hugs or Kisses?
Hugs OR Kisses?? It is all about hugs and kisses!!!!

You can learn more about me at http://www.IainHolmes.com

OK Guys your turn, copy this and fill it out.
 
What name appears on your Birth certificate?
SkyGuyEd

Do you have any pets?
Yes.

What is your favorite Meal?
Free Meals.

What is your bedroom carpet color?
Don't have carpet

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
0

How much do you love your job?
Scale of 1 - 10; -5
 
I don't feel like answerin all of these but I'll go for a few...

Name on birth certificate
Matthew J D

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
D, Dman, DtoxD (dont ask... its one of those loooong spring break stories)

Hugs or kisses?
Kisses

Do you have any pets?
2 dogs

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
Wendy's

What is your bedroom carpet color?
Orange and swamp thing green

What is your drink?
Jack and coke...
 
What name appears on your Birth certificate?


Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
Not that I am aware of.

What are your parents names?
Jocelyn and Andrew

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
29

What day do you regularly blow them out?
Jan 13

Do you have any pets?
no, I had a dog named fisher, but I couldnt keep him when i was living in Boston so he went to my wifes sister.

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Blue

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
yes, small tatoo on ankle, stupid thing I did in High School

What is your favorite Meal?
Thanksgiving dinner

Have you ever been to Africa?
Yes, Ivory Coast, Burkina Faso, and Niger. I went there when I was in high school with a friend. I still cannot believe my parents let two 17 year old kids go to Africa by themselves!

Have you been toilet papering?
Yes

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Yes, Seeing my wife walk down the aisle, I did shed a small, very very small tear.

Have you been in a car accident?
Yes, I hit a telephone pole in a wrangler when I was 17, rear ended a pickup truck when i was 19 and my wife rolled us in our GTI when I was 27.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Hockey

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
McDonalds..but I dont eat there vey often

What is your bedroom carpet color?
A light tan color.

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
0


Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
My dad, he always sends me jokes.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Best Buy

What is your favorite Movie?
Tommy Boy

What is your favorite day of the week?
The ones I have off

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
"support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have"

What toothpaste do you use?
Colgate

What is your drink?
Bottled water or caffeine free pepsi, amstel light

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Disney

When was your last hospital visit?
November

How much do you love your job?
I love being paid to fly. It is a challenging job at times, but I think it will get better as I gain more experience.

What do you do when you are bored?
Read JC forums

Hugs or Kisses?
Umm...depends on who with.
 
What name appears on your Birth certificate?
John Cole Herreshoff

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
R/C

What are your parents names?
John and Bernadette

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
20 I think

What day do you regularly blow them out?
June 3rd

Do you have any pets?
Nope, allergic to most animals with fur

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Blue eyes, brown hair.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope

What is your favorite Meal?
Something that does not come out of the Smith Burnham caf. at Western Michigan University

Have you ever been to Africa?
Nope, looks like an interesting place

Have you been toilet papering?
Nope, I was a dork when I was a kid.

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Only once

Have you been in a car accident?
Never. Got pulled over once for a busted headlight, though.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
That's a tossup between basketball and hockey...I probably get more into hockey.

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
Tim Horten's

What is your bedroom carpet color?
No carpet, got a hardwood floor.

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
None, I am the man.

Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
A girl named Christina who I gave some info to about Western. Just found out that she has decided that aviation is what she wants to do and is enrolling in the flight program at Western Michigan.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Best Buy, though I could probably do it on one item.

What is your favorite Movie?
Super Troopers

What is your favorite day of the week?
Friday, because I never have Friday classes.

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
I probably do, but knowing me and my potty mouth it's not suitable for re-printing here.

What toothpaste do you use?
Aquafresh

What is your drink?
Dr.Pepper, can't beat it.

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Warner Brothers.

When was your last hospital visit?
Last November after auditioning at the Bluecoats Drum and Bugle Corp. I had developed an injury to my left hand/wrist/arm because of too much kevlar head on marching snares. I over worked it to the point that I was afraid I broke it, thankfully I didn't; just some nerve damage.

How much do you love your job?
Well, I start on Monday...and I'm moving boxes around at Toys-R-Us....so...uh...I'll let you know.

What do you do when you are bored?
Generally Jetcareers, spouting my liberal views to the world.

Hugs or Kisses?
Yeah hugs.
 
What name appears on your birth certificate?
Ronald Edlind

Do you have any nicknames?
Sky King Ron
What are your parents name?
Bob and Marguerite

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
49 of them.Where does the time go?Still young!

What day do you regularly blow them out?
On April 15. A surprise B-day this year after I came back from a 100$ burger flight!

Any Pets?
Nope

Color of eyes and hair?
Blue eyes and light brown hair.

Any tattoo's or piercings?
A Cirrus SR 22 tattoo on my forhead. Kidding.

Whats ny favorite meal?
Thats a tough one...Steak and baked potato, no wait, turkey and gravy, no wait...

Have you ever been to Africa?
Only on DVD.

Have you been toilet papering?
I once toilet papered my instuctors desk and chair.

Have you you ever loved anyone so much it made you cry?
After 49 years, yes a few times.Feels so good it hurts.

Have you ever been in a car accident?
Yes twice.Wasn't having a good day those days.

What's your favorite sport to watch?
Tough one too.Football.Also hockey, xtreme bmx bicycling, snowboarding and...

What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Wendys.Does Outback Steakhouse count!?

Before this one,where did you get your last email from?
From my friend Gwen on business of the Oregon Pilots Ass.concerning the visit of Lane Wallace of Flying mags visit to us this month.

How many times did you fail the drivers test?
Theres a driving test?!Can I do it in a Piper?

What store would you max out your credit card from?
First at Frys Electronics then Sportys then King.

What is your favorite movie?
Another tough one.Wizard Of Oz then most action movies.Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was a great answer, a flying car, YES!

What is your favorite day of the week?
Sat.(Sundays good too) Fridays night is excellent also.

Do you have a favorite phrase or word?
"Punch it Chewie!" (Star Wars)Welcome to United Airlines would be rather great too!

Favorite toothpaste?
They have toothpaste!? Kidding, Mentadent

Favorite drink?
White Russian for booze and cream soda for not.

Do you prefer Disney or WB?
Disney for movies and old WB cartoons rock.

When was your last hospital visit?
Other than a physical, in'95 for some fun back surgery.

How much do you love your job?
Taxi into position and hold for this one: What job?! I just had the pleasure of getting laid off this month(bad economy) on April 14th, the day before my birthday. But always the optimist, that event started the chain reaction that brought me to this website. To make a short story even longer I decided that now is the time to pursue my lifeling dream,professional pilot.I am currently reasearching the major academies in Fla and will probably choose Flight Safety.This forum has been invaluable!

When am I bored?
Long waits with no aviation material to read.

Hugs or kisses?
Kisses. Hugs are great too
 
What name appears on your Birth certificate?


Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
some friends use to call me cheese melt...don't ask why, because I don't know.

What are your parents names?
Mom and Dad

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
26(sings..."I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid")

What day do you regularly blow them out?
November 24

Do you have any pets?
Not right now...want to get a couple dogs in the near future though. A Saint Bernard and a Great Pyrenees

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Brown hair, blue eyes

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope

What is your favorite Meal?
probably anything Italian

Have you ever been to Africa?
Nope

Have you been toilet papering?
Do bears crap in the woods....of course I have, I'm an American

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
My wife(in case she reads this)

Have you been in a car accident?
Not in a street car, but I am a race car driver and I have had my share of racing accidents and seen my share of emergency rooms.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Auto racing

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
Panda(I think thats the name of it)

What is your bedroom carpet color?
Grey or gray (thank God for first grade, huh?)

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
none...."I'm the smartest man alive"

Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
An old friend from high school

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
A home electronics store(or an exotic car dealership)

What is your favorite Movie?
Good Will Hunting

What is your favorite day of the week?
Saturday

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
TURBINE PIC!!!!

What toothpaste do you use?
Crest

What is your drink?
Guiness

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Disney

When was your last hospital visit?
July 1999 for a kidney stone and pneumonia...Let me tell ya that was a fun week

How much do you love your job?
Unemployed at the moment

What do you do when you are bored?
JC
 
Lain, ya know the last time I purchased 2 tickets to Atlanta, on DELTA, I was asked these same questions. What a Ka-winky Dink!
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What name appears on your Birth certificate?
My real one.

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
Dave. When I played little league baseball, they called me Rock N Roll because I wore those glasses that became tinted in the sunlight, but that's been a while.

What are your parents names?
Mom and Dad.

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
I havn't had a birthday cake in while, but I'm 31.

What day do you regularly blow them out?
One day past the Ides of November.

Do you have any pets?
Does my wife count? We have two dogs and a cat (at the moment, we have had more).

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Brown and Blue.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Not me. I'm not into freaky stuff!

What is your favorite Meal?
Pizza and steak top my list. I'm also extremely fond of a good country ham biscuit (which is hard to find outside the south).

Have you ever been to Africa?
No, but I would love to go if I wasn't afraid of AIDS, Ebola, and snakes
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Have you been toilet papering?
Every time I take a dump.

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Real men don't cry.

Have you been in a car accident?
Yes. Several.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Baseball.

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
Chic-fil-a

What is your bedroom carpet color?
Brown, I think. We just moved into a new place that will hopefully be temporary.

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
Nada. I did fail my CFI the first time around.

Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
My brother.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Probably Wal Mart. If Wal Mart doesn't have it, you don't need it.

What is your favorite Movie?
The Blues Brothers

What is your favorite day of the week?
What does it matter? I just like the days I don't work.

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
Take it easy.

What toothpaste do you use?
Whatever is either (a) cheapest or (b) free at the hotel.

What is your drink?
Coca-Cola.

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Warner Brothers. Especially Speedy Gonzales and Marvin the Martian.

When was your last hospital visit?
A couple of weeks ago when my wife had some tests.

How much do you love your job?
I do love my job. However, nothing is perfect and there are plenty of things that I don't love about it.

What do you do when you are bored?
Read a book or visit Jetcareers.

Hugs or Kisses?
Hugs and Kisses and maybe other stuff too!

davetheflyer.tripod.com
 
What name appears on your Birth certificate?
no comment

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
no

What are your parents names?
no comment

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
27, I'm getting old and it's scary!!

What day do you regularly blow them out?
sometime in February

Do you have any pets?
Yes, two persian cats. One is named Jerry and the other Emmy

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
blonde and hazel

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
nope, figured it wouldn't help me in the long run

What is your favorite Meal?
definately mexican.

Have you ever been to Africa?
No, there are many other places I would like to go first

Have you been toilet papering?
Yes, it's a lot of fun!!

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Yes

Have you been in a car accident?
Yes. Just a couple minor ones.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Either tennis or basketball

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
Arby's

What is your bedroom carpet color?
Hardwood floors

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
None

Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
My pal russell

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Definately Best Buy

What is your favorite Movie?
Legends of the Fall....i'm kind of mushy like that.

What is your favorite day of the week?
Friday

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
I can't think of one at the moment

What toothpaste do you use?
The cheapest one available when I'm at the store

What is your drink?
Mountain dew

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Disney

When was your last hospital visit?
6 months ago with my wife. Our new kitten came with ringworm!!!!

How much do you love your job?
I love it, i'm currently unemployed

What do you do when you are bored?
Think about how much I hate being bored. Usually jump on jetcareers, tv, or my gamecube

Hugs or Kisses?
Umm, can I have them both?
 
What name appears on your Birth certificate?
Lloyd edgar Williams III

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
Will....that's about it!! Some old friends used to call me Dolemite (if you know who that is, don't admit to it...).

What are your parents names?
Lloyd & Yvonna

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
28

What day do you regularly blow them out?
April 1st (pretty close, Iain)

Do you have any pets?
Nope....but there is a dog that lives with me.

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Brown...both of them!

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Yep, one Tatoo...."USMC" on my right shoulder. Hopefully, NOBODY in here will learn if I have anything pierced!!!

What is your favorite Meal?
Collards greens, cornbread, turkey, rice, greavy, pork chops, and Peach Cobbler....hmmmmm

Have you ever been to Africa?
No....don't think I ever want to, either. I've done enough traveling outside of the US to know that I don't care for it much.

Have you been toilet papering?
Many times...in fact, can I finish this later??

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Yep....and it's not cool. Love is a practical joke played on us by the creator.....bad news.

Have you been in a car accident?
Yep, lost control of a pickup in sand on the road, and rolled three times. I landed on all four tires, and walked away from the whole things with some sore bones, and a few scars.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Bass Fishing

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
Ohhh...tough.....I think that it would have to be...ummmm....Sonic.

What is your bedroom carpet color?
Huh? I mean, I've never really looked at it....um, it's brown...kinda tan.

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
NONE!!!! Never that!!

Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
My ex-wife.....why does that keep happening to me??

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Best Buy!!!!!!!

What is your favorite Movie?
Star Wars - A New Hope

What is your favorite day of the week?
Friday....because I don't have class, and everyone else is at work or school, and they can't bother me!!!

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
Yeah, but it's not appropriate for this....

What toothpaste do you use?
Whatever happens to be on sale...

What is your drink?
Coffee, or beer (Miller Lite)

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Warner Brothers

When was your last hospital visit?
About 3 years ago for....get this...Chicken Pox!!!

How much do you love your job?
Ha!!! I'm about as unemployed as they get!!!!

What do you do when you are bored?
Play video games (Medal Of Honor, UT2003...any takers???), watch TV, listen to music, or fiddle with the computer.

Hugs or Kisses?
Kisses....you can't hide your true feelings in a kiss.
 
Eh, why not...I needed something to do:


What name appears on your Birth certificate?
Eat Sleep Fly

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
Marsh, Mick (only by my parents)

What are your parents names?


How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
20

What day do you regularly blow them out?
Almost a groundhog...

Do you have any pets?
No...landlord won't let me
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What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Green, Brown

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope

What is your favorite Meal?
Pretty much anything but sushi.

Have you ever been to Africa?
No, but I have a friend over there I'd like to go visit sometime.

Have you been toilet papering?
Probably.

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Nope.

Have you been in a car accident?
Define accident...
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(Nah, not really).

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Not a big sports fan...at least not the kind they have on TV.

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
Oh, probably Taco Bell (LOVE fire sauce..mmmmm).

What is your bedroom carpet color?
The same color as the rest of my apartment. Tan I guess.

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
None, but I'm surprised. I hit the curb during my parallell park and my three point turn took 4.
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Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
Some spammer...
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Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Square One (skydiving stuff).

What is your favorite Movie?
Great Expectations (the new one) is pretty good...don't really have a favorite I guess. I don't watch many movies.

What is your favorite day of the week?
Wednesdays, because they're my day off lately.

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
"OK, now watch your coordination..." (Some people just don't get it).

What toothpaste do you use?
Crest

What is your drink?
Mountain Dew

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Both
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When was your last hospital visit?
Can't remember, and I'd like to keep it that way.

How much do you love your job?
Well, theres worse things than being paid to fly! I really like instructing, I just need to find a better place to do it.

What do you do when you are bored?
If I had something to do, I wouldn't be bored!
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Hugs or Kisses?
Beggars can't be choosers.
 
Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
Mr. Magoo...even though I've got 20/20 uncorrected vision

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
17

What day do you regularly blow them out?
8/23

Do you have any pets?
Dog, fish, 2 reptiles, 3 amphibians

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Blue, Brown

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope

What is your favorite Meal?
Spaghetti, but I'll eat just about anything I don't have to prepare myself.

Have you ever been to Africa?
I've been to "The African Experience" at the zoo

Have you been toilet papering?
Yes, but not random people (teachers mostly)

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
No

Have you been in a car accident?
No

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Hockey, duh

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
Jack in the Box and Taco Bell (eat your heart out for 3 bucks
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What is your bedroom carpet color?
Light gray

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
None

Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
Some fellow trying to get me to refinance my home

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Best Buy

What is your favorite Movie?
Dude, don't make me choose

What is your favorite day of the week?
Saturday, the only day I can truly relax.

What toothpaste do you use?
Colgate

What is your drink?
Pepsi

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Not really a fan of either, I was more of a Lego kid

When was your last hospital visit?
Well, almost today when I got a nasty burn from a battery (my left thumb and forefinger are bandaged up)

How much do you love your job?
Right now I've got a job tutoring kids, its good pay but not full-time, so yeah I like it.

What do you do when you are bored?
Study, JC

Hugs or Kisses?
Hugs
 
What name appears on your Birth certificate?
The Real one

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
cam

What are your parents names?
Mom and Dad

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
probably 6-7

What day do you regularly blow them out?
November 8

Do you have any pets?
1 dog, one cat.

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
blonde hair, blue eyes

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope

What is your favorite Meal?
filet minion wrapped in bacon with crab and bernaise sauce on top.

Have you ever been to Africa?
Nope

Have you been toilet papering?
What American hasn't?!

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Nope

Have you been in a car accident?
I almost ran into a concrete truck...

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Lacrosse

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
In-N-Out (-sings: That's what a hamburgers all about!)

What is your bedroom carpet color?
white

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
haha i am a lazy bum, i haven't taken it yet, pathetic.

Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
who knows

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
The Good Guys

What is your favorite Movie?
Rush Hour

What is your favorite day of the week?
Saturday

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
Good times.

What toothpaste do you use?
Crest

What is your drink?
lava flow

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Disney

When was your last hospital visit?
about a year ago.

How much do you love your job?
i don't need no stinkin job!

What do you do when you are bored?
JC
 
What name appears on your Birth certificate?
Oddly enough, my name!

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
I usually go by Joe. Sometimes people call me JO SEFF or Jo Mama. Sometimes people call me a big jerk, but I like Joe better.

What are your parents names?
The same as what it says on their birth certificates, too!

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
Hmmm, I forgot to count 'em...

What day do you regularly blow them out?
Same day as Ted Danson, Jon Voight, and Mary Tyler Moore. You figure it out.

Do you have any pets?
Nope. Could go for a cat though...

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Brown and brown.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope.

What is your favorite Meal?
I usually graze instead of eat meals. Closest I come to meals is on a special occasions, or some Oodles of Noodles around 9:30 PM after work.

Have you ever been to Africa?
Nope.

Have you been toilet papering?
Yes, after every time I take a dump.

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Not quite.

Have you been in a car accident?
No, I'm a good driver.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Never cared for sports.

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
It's a toss-up between Wendy's and Subway.

What is your bedroom carpet color?
White/light gray.

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
Passed the first time. I told you, I'm a good driver!


Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
Probably SPAM...
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Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Don't have a credit card, and even if I did, I wouldn't max it out, not in a single store anyway. Us pilots are cheap!

What is your favorite Movie?
Dumb & Dumber, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Forrest Gump, A Hard Day's Night, Help!, Let It Be, and UHF. Just to name a few...

What is your favorite day of the week?
Not so much the day, but what happens on the day. Every other Tuesday is pay day, but any day off is nice. Time-and-a-half on Sunday though...

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
Not really. Usually something by George Carlin or Jack Handey.

What toothpaste do you use?
Hedley & Wyche, the British Toothpaste! "You don't have to brush every week, but you just might want to!" Nah, just kidding, I believe it is Colgate. Something minty.

What is your drink?
Ocean Spray cranberry juice, Mott's apple juice, Tropicana Season's Best orange juice, Minute Maid lemonade, or Hawaiian Punch.

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Warner Bros. It's more violent.
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When was your last hospital visit?
A couple weeks ago when I was visiting my mom at work.

How much do you love your job?
What? Love my job? Is this some kinda trick question or something? I'll pass on this one...

What do you do when you are bored?
Usually TV or computer. If I'm feeling real ambitious I might play a video game or do some web site design. Or I just go to sleep.

Hugs or Kisses?
Depends on who the other person is and if they've recently eaten something garlicy...

P.S. I don't have a web site, yet, not online anyway, but I do have an art gallery here
 
What name appears on your birth certificate?
Stuart N M

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
Macca.

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
23.

What day do you regularly blow them out?
July 24.

Do you have any pets?
13 yr old Golden Retriever, lovely old thing!

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Blue eyes, Black Hair.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope.

What is your favorite Meal?
Pasta of any sort, Beer and Pizza is a great meal too!

Have you ever been to Africa?
Nope.

Have you been toilet papering?
Nope. I live a sheltered life
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Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Yep.

Have you been in a car accident?
Yes, very minor though.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Cricket (Love to watch the poms take a thrashing Iain!!)
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Golf and NBA.

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
Chinese food.

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
Didn't.

Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
Another pilot friend.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
'Live', cool clothes store down here... already maxed out the card though... so wouldn't be buying much.

What is your favorite Movie?
The Goonies!

What is your favorite day of the week?
Saturday.

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
"I chose not to run"

What toothpaste do you use?
Colgate.

What is your drink?
Bourbon and Coke.

When was your last hospital visit?
Asthma attach 10yrs ago.

How much do you love your job?
Love?? Maybe not, but I do enjoy it, hanging out for an airline job!

What do you do when you are bored?
The gym, TV or Internet.

Hugs or Kisses?
Whatever comes after hugs and kisses! Girlies only of course
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What name appears on your Birth certificate?
Cooter Brown (If you can recognize that your my hero)

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
Snake Feet

What are your parents names?
Don't know, I was an orphan of the state.

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
26

What day do you regularly blow them out?
Dos de Mayo

Do you have any pets?
Racoons, Possum, and a stray cat that I feed every night.

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Hazel and brown

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Eye of Ra on my left arm. Eagle gripping a lightening bolt with the words "BORN TO RIDE" on my chest. Spider web on the elbow, green dragon wrapped around my forearm, and a tear drop on my eye. Two pierced nipples, one lip, and a Prince Albert with a 6 ounce ball on the tip.

What is your favorite Meal?
Steak so rare a good Vet could revive it!

Have you ever been to Africa?
Diamond smuggling in the Congo. Good times.

Have you been toilet papering?
I perfected it. All I have to say is AZ cactus, four rolls, and just add water. Clean that up bit$$!

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Yes, but four rolls of TP a cactus and water made me feel quite better.

Have you been in a car accident?
Too many, most of them stolen.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
WWF "You smell what the Rock's got cookin."

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
In-N-Out. It seems to do just that too, those things pass through you so fast and furiously it feels like you just passed the TP covered cactus out your ars.

What is your bedroom carpet color?
Was white, but now has a big blood stain from a wild party that got a little out of control. Gotta replace that! Good times though.

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
Passed the first time, then had it revoked for GTA.


Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
Julio in the Congo. Pay day is coming real soon, good times.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Bear Arms, firearms and more.

What is your favorite Movie?
Butt Hunter II, Forest Hump, and all the Girls Gone Wild videos.

What is your favorite day of the week?
Weekends, I don't have to check in with the parol officer.

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
"We the jury find the defendant innocent of all charges." If you ever end up in a court of law remember that your life depends on 12 people that were too stupid to get out of jury duty.

What toothpaste do you use?
All the front teeth were knocked out in a Tijiuna • house bar fight, so I just soak the false teeth in Mentadent.

What is your drink?
Liquid Cocaine: Jager Meister, Pineaple, and Rumple Minz; only for breakfast though. After noon I drink strictly Burbon, straight from the bottle.

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Disney, I'm a sucker for Tweety.

When was your last hospital visit?
Gun shot last month. Good times.

How much do you love your job?
Very much, staying one step ahead of the DEA, FBI, CIA, and various international mobsters, dealers, and hit men is extremely rewarding.

What do you do when you are bored?
Drink booz, chase women, shoot guns. Good times

Hugs or Kisses?
Hugs.
 
What name appears on your birth certificate?


Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
Since I registered at JC they call me secretapproach.


What are your parents names?


How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
29


What day do you regularly blow them out?
January 13 (just like rausda27!)


Do you have any pets?
Unfortunately not. I would love to have a dog.


What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Hair (what's left of it): brown
Eyes: the left one is fluorescent purple and the right one is transparent


Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
I have "Jetcareers Addict" tatooed on my throttle hand.


What is your favorite Meal?
Anything I don't have to cook myself.


Have you ever been to Africa?
No


Have you been toilet papering?
No - I was too much of a chicken when I was in high school and it would be kind of embarrassing for a 29 year old to go out TPing.


Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
None of your beeswax!


Have you been in a car accident?
I bent up the front end of a Mercedes C Class pretty bad at the Düsseldorf airport. Guess I should have yielded to that 757. Hee hee. Ok, so I rear ended a truck pulling out of the rental lot. They towed it away and gave me an S Class for my troubles!
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What is your favorite sport to watch?
None!


What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
That's easy: Taco Bell!!


What is your bedroom carpet color?
Hardwood floor


How many times did you fail your drivers test?
Once - but hey, I was 15.


Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
Well, I didn't receive these questions via email but I'll answer the question anyway. Last email was from my girlfriend.


Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Sporty's


What is your favorite Movie?
Office Space (I can't believe I'm the first person to say this!)


What is your favorite day of the week?
Any day I'm flying or at least at an airport drooling over airplanes.


Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
No


What toothpaste do you use?
Whatever I can buy in bulk for cheap.


What is your drink?
Alcoholic: Berliner Pilsner
Non-Alcoholic: A tall glass of Coke with lots of ice


Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Not much of a fan of either one.


When was your last hospital visit?
If I tell you do I have to report it on my medical application? All I know is that my next one better not be soon because my health insurance coverage ends this Wednesday!


How much do you love your job?
Right now I don't mind it because my last day is Wednesday! But there are plenty of reasons that I resigned!


What do you do when you are bored?
I talk on the phone a lot when I'm bored. My phone bill shows it.


Hugs or Kisses?
What a weird question.
 
What name appears on your Birth certificate?
Ready Two Fly, Jr.

Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
Grew up with the nickname "Buzz" (Immediate family still calls me by that name)

What are your parents names?
Ready Two Fly, Sr. & Ma Fly

How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
Too damned many!
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Actually - two. One was in the shape of a three and the other in the shape of an eight.

What day do you regularly blow them out?
April 7

Do you have any pets?
Yup - two dogs, one cat (inside) and three to four cats outside depending on what day it is.

What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Brown and brown.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope... just the holes God gave me.

What is your favorite Meal?
Breakfast!!!

Have you ever been to Africa?
Nuh-uh.

Have you been toilet papering?
Yes. Many times in my youth. I highly recommend it.

Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
Define "it".

Have you been in a car accident?
Affirmative.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
Football!!! (American)

What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
Subway.

What is your bedroom carpet color?
Nothing - wood floors baby!!!

How many times did you fail your drivers test?
Hate to admit - once. Friggin cone was in the friggin way and I friggin nailed that friggin cone!!!
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Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
"doug@jetcareers.com" telling me I had a private message.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I wouldn't max out my credit card. I'm pretty much fiscally responisble. But, my favorite stores? = Flight Shops (PIE = St. Pete/Clearwater Airport) and Old Navy (cheap clothing).

What is your favorite Movie?
"Saving Private Ryan" "Glory" "Shrek" "Blazing Saddles" "Swingers"

What is your favorite day of the week?
Fly-day.

Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
"Cool beans"

What toothpaste do you use?
Whatever my wife buys... usually something whitening.

What is your drink?
Nonalcoholic = water. Alcohol = beer. I'm pretty easy that way.

Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Warner Bros. GOTTA love Bugs and the crew!

When was your last hospital visit?
Yesterday. Visiting Dad - who has been there since January 2nd.

How much do you love your job?
I don't. It's a means to an end... the end being flight instructing.

What do you do when you are bored?
I don't get bored.

Hugs or Kisses?
From my wife - hugs, kisses and THEN SOME!!
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From family, hugs & kisses. From long time friends - hugs. From others - a handshake will do just fine.
 
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