What name appears on your Birth certificate?
Mine
Do you have any nicknames? If so what are they?
Nope!
What are your parents names?
Mom and Dad
How many candles appeared on your last birthday cake?
32
What day do you regularly blow them out?
Not gonna tell! T.M.I.!
Do you have any pets?
Two tile lions (cats)
What is the color of your eyes and Hair?
Brown and brown whoodathunkit.
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope.
What is your favorite Meal?
Turkey and mashed potatoes, Oh yeah! Any AYCE buffet in Las Vegas always includes turkey and 'taters on my plate, baby! Ask Copaman! Or my own homemade beef enchiladas with mexi-corn and spanish rice on the side.
Have you ever been to Africa?
Nope
Have you been toilet papering?
Nope
Have you loved somebody so much it made you cry?
That's only in the movies man!
Have you been in a car accident?
Ahh yeah. One helped pay for part of 'Riddle, and another one made me late for work back in 1995!
What is your favorite sport to watch?
Baseball, only live at the ballpark however.
What is your favorite Fast Food Resturant?
"Taylors" hot dogs, just off Main Street in Visalia, CA near the old Fox Theater.
What is your bedroom carpet color?
Beige, I think (I only had the 8 color crayon box when I was a kid so I'm not too hot on my colors)
How many times did you fail your drivers test?
Zero
Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from?
Some freaky Nigerian spam guys who promised me $30,000,000 if I just gave them my bank account information and a copy of my passport.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Credit cards are the root of all evil. Would you take out a 19.9% loan on a pair of sneakers? Well, if you use a credit card, ya will!
What is your favorite Movie?
Three way tie: Anything by Kevin Smith (except Mall Rats) tied with "The Matrix" tied with "Blade Runner"
What is your favorite day of the week?
I'm a pilot, weekdays and weekends have no meaning.
Do you have a favorite word or phrase?
"D'oh!"
What toothpaste do you use?
Whatever my wife buys!
What is your drink?
Dos Equis lager on draft, a "made from scratch" margarita (with a fine reposado-style tequila [Sauza Hornitos preferably], fresh lime juice, cointreau, "sweet and sour" mix, on the rocks, no salt) or a "Bombay Sapphire"-brand gin and tonic with extra lime. But other than that, I'm not too picky at all.
Do you prefer Disney or Warner Bros?
Both suck! They were both way better when I was a kid! Now it's just •e.
When was your last hospital visit?
1997 after smoke inhalation during "an event" while taxiing in a Beech 1900.
How much do you love your job?
Ha ha hah...Yeah, I'd better not say. Performance of my job is great, but having to work for a living, be away most of the month, listen to analysts talk out of their butts about stuff they don't understand and having a boss sucks..
What do you do when you are bored?
I'm never bored! Honestly. Mom always said that only boring people ever get bored. Way too hyper and too much of a motormouth to get bored.
Hugs or Kisses?
Both!
You can learn more about me at:
That place in the post office where the FBI posts their most wanted felons. Bahng!