My 1st Class Medical Experience...
When I scheduled the appointment, I was told to bring like $125 cash for payment... weird.
When I got there I filled out the big ol' form... when I got down to medical conditions, I checked off the "Depression" box cause from what I remember there were harsh penalties if you lie on it.
When I met the doctor, I quickly discovered she was a b!+©h... just a real nasty attitude, you know. The general exam was just unpleasant. She seemed to be in a hurry... I didn't even get a chance to stand up straight when she measured my height. When I took the drug test, rather than pee in a cup and dip the strip in, I had to pee on the strip itself. Trying to line up Little Elvis with that tiny strip ain't as fun as it sounds. And of course I didn't have to pee, so after five minutes I went out to the water fountain and downed a gallon or so, which got things flowing.
Then later she told me that I could not get a 1st Class Medical, because I was only 18, and I did not need one. I explained I was planning on applying at ERAU, FIT, DWC, etc. and I needed a 1st or 2nd class for flight training and she didn't want to hear it... she said I wasn't going to be flying airliners any time soon.
So she gave me a 3rd class... not what I came in for, but of course the price was still the same. And on the way out, the receptionist lady told me to "make sure I don't go flyin' into any buildings now." I didn't find that to be in good comic taste, being that 3000 people died that day and all...
Then, a week later I get a call back saying I have to return the 3rd class certificate because they didn't notice until just then I had checked the "depression" box, which was actually my mistake because I had yet to be diagnosed, yet alone prescribed medication.
A few months later I recieved a letter from everyone's favorite goverenment agency, the FAA, regarding my application and how I need to update them on my condition.
This was back in Jan. '02 and I'm still on anti-depressants and am not sure what to do. Blah.....