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Queso King
Good times for this company I'm working for. We're having a pow-wow with management.
You can guess the questions from pilots, here are the abbreviated answers.
"There is no pilot shortage, GoJet's and Compass can fill their classes so will we."
"There won't be a flow or anything close to it. You should be happy with the SSP"
"You won't get pay or benefits better than what you are seeing now."
"We won't make a profit until 2014 or 2015. Once those profit sharing checks start coming in you'll see where the payoff is for all this work your doing."
"If you wanted more money you should go somewhere else. ... Don't get me wrong we want as many pilots to stay here as possible."
"We expect to have a lot more than the 81 airplanes, we can't tell you how, we just want to keep saying that."
"We are fixing up the airline, it's a garbage operation, we're trying to fix the place up so you can enjoy the benefits of a well run company. We expect a lot of these changes to take effect by mid 2014, stop laughing. Stop laughing! Stop it!"
"We had to overhaul the entire MX department because we are such a joke. By the way, we accidentally flushed most of the training records down the toilet. (We haven't found a way to blame this on the pilots yet)"
"Wear your name tags and hats, we understand we never bought you a hat, or an overcoat, but we'll buy you the wings and coat."
You can guess the questions from pilots, here are the abbreviated answers.
"There is no pilot shortage, GoJet's and Compass can fill their classes so will we."
"There won't be a flow or anything close to it. You should be happy with the SSP"
"You won't get pay or benefits better than what you are seeing now."
"We won't make a profit until 2014 or 2015. Once those profit sharing checks start coming in you'll see where the payoff is for all this work your doing."
"If you wanted more money you should go somewhere else. ... Don't get me wrong we want as many pilots to stay here as possible."
"We expect to have a lot more than the 81 airplanes, we can't tell you how, we just want to keep saying that."
"We are fixing up the airline, it's a garbage operation, we're trying to fix the place up so you can enjoy the benefits of a well run company. We expect a lot of these changes to take effect by mid 2014, stop laughing. Stop laughing! Stop it!"
"We had to overhaul the entire MX department because we are such a joke. By the way, we accidentally flushed most of the training records down the toilet. (We haven't found a way to blame this on the pilots yet)"
"Wear your name tags and hats, we understand we never bought you a hat, or an overcoat, but we'll buy you the wings and coat."