Cptnchia
Dissatisfied Customer
If someone has bigger than a 38" waist, I'm going first. The measurements on all the crj models line up as that being the point of blockage. Hope to never have to tell somone, "hey, I'm the captain, and we are evacuating, but this hatch will only prop you up like a skewer shoved up your ass in a rotisserie". We can totally say ass here. Not trying to discriminate or be ugly, but that's the math.
I told a captain exactly that at ASA. Told him if we had to go out the hatch I was going first and I'd help pull him through. If he got in front of me, I wasn't going to push him through, I was gonna pull his ass back in and step on him on the way out.
He asked me, "Are you saying I'm too big?"
I told him, "No, you're too fat!"
Bought him a beer on the overnight to make up for hurting his feels.