BillErvin
Peddling as fast as I can
A bit of a generality but I'll bite.
Just clearing thing up
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When I was a frequent flier I could pick out the FAM's in a second.
~Young guys I was 45 when I joined the FAMS and there were more like me one guy knew was 50 when he joined, I retired as a flying fam at 52
~Both on isle of 1st class Sometimes..... Sometimes not
~Opposite Sides Sometimes.....Sometimes not
~One forward, one aft Sometimes.....Sometimes not
~If you watch them they would make eye contact. So do most other people... if you watch them long enough
~No liquor - It's free up front. I on occasion had FA's fix look alike drinks and beside a lot of folk don't drink on airplanes, even up front.
~We were dressed for business. They were wearing NASCAR jackets and the like. I almost always dressed for business, just not in a suit, I always had other passengers dress worse than me, I also sported a full beard and longer hair most of my time as a fam.
~Boarded before other 1st class passengers. That did happen for awhile, but stopped after we bitched enough, thank god.
~Boarding pass sticking out of shirt pockets really gave them away because of the 'special markings'. Must have missed that special mark
~Once one guy blows his cover two weeks later you see him on your flight, look for the other guy because they travel in pairs. I rarely sat with or moved with my partners, some may have but not all of us, if we did get together it was away from the gate.
~Once on a DFW-LAX flight. Is LAX your destination? No, I stay on this plane and fly back to DFW. Stupid is as Stupid does, every group has them
~And my favorite. Guy sitting next to me dropped his tray table and filled out his Homeland Security time card.We didn't have "time cards", but Refer to last statement.
Just clearing thing up
