Failboat Skipper 2009

The data was overwhelming, and, I must say absolutely amazing.

Let's review a brief CV of this year's Failboat Skipper:
- Arrived in Vegas with absolutely no shirts with a collar
- Had the ability to scatter groups of ladies much like a child chasing a flock of seagulls on the beach
- Hung on one very attractive married blonde non-stop, and even had a quote of "I'm going to dance with you until I get punched"
- Tried to break into groups of ladies dancing together.
- Tried to get change for a $20 from a stripper. (Seriously? That's EPIC. You seriously asked a stripper for change?)


For the above highlights and all your other achievements, Rex, you earned the 4 strips of the "Failboat Skipper 2009".

That was an excellent post, I love it:beer:
 
Holy smoke....that was a fast upgrade. :rotfl:

Sad thing is, that might be the only upgrade he sees until after NJC next year. :)

Sorry I missed it....AGAIN. However, I did have fun with the wife and kid at Disney. Next year, maybe. We'll see.
 
Sad thing is, that might be the only upgrade he sees until after NJC next year. :)

Sorry I missed it....AGAIN. However, I did have fun with the wife and kid at Disney. Next year, maybe. We'll see.

Damn Steve, that was harsh. :( lol!

Probably, but I'll gladly pass the torch next year if if I'm not too wasted to do so....
 
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