Envoy TA Voting: The Better Part of Valor

[derg]

Ah the ole foot in mouth disease... We've all been there. Won't be that guy's last time either.

It's alright.

I'm going to get some Taco Bell in Detroit and I'll be right as rain.

And flatulent.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

It's alright.

I'm going to get some Taco Bell in Detroit and I'll be right as rain.

And flatulent.

Pressurization dump button, push in.

 

[derg]

Pressurization dump button, push in.

Press the "Ditching" button on the way out, Sully.

"WRRRRRR… gonna be in the lavatory"

 

[Polar742]

Turd grinder or shop vac crappers?

 

[derg]

Turd grinder or shop vac crappers?

Bro, do you even have terrlitt's?

 

[Polar742]

Bro, do you even have terrlitt's?

Both kinds. I think even the janky jets I'm going to have terlits.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Man, vacuum toilets are awesome.

 

[mastermags]

Being the tallest member of the crew on average, along with wearing a hat, means you get called "captain" a bunch by folks who can't count.

ATL Popeyes?

 

[Autothrust Blue]

ATL Popeyes?

Actually, ACV most recently.

 

[PhilosopherPilot]

Man, vacuum toilets are awesome.

Not if you're fat enough for your ass to form a "seal" when you flush... 'Course that could be a good thing if you were backed up.

 

[ComplexHiAv8r]

Not if you're fat enough for your ass to form a "seal" when you flush... 'Course that could be a good thing if you were backed up.

Red sock?

 

[Autothrust Blue]

Not if you're fat enough for your ass to form a "seal" when you flush... 'Course that could be a good thing if you were backed up.

I'm a "skinny little (expletive)." The worst it would probably do, I'm guessing, is, um, make some noises. Although I did notice that ours are placarded "DO NOT SIT ON TOILET WHILE FLUSHING" whilst draining the mains at 37000' the other day.

 

[PhilosopherPilot]

I couldn't do it either...but the sadistic side of me wants to see what would happen if a rotund person succeeded.

 

[Snuggle]

@Autothrust Blue @PhilosopherPilot

http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2mdm6v/tifu_by_vacuuming_my_anus/

 

[Autothrust Blue]

@Autothrust Blue @PhilosopherPilot

http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2mdm6v/tifu_by_vacuuming_my_anus/

 

[PhilosopherPilot]

Some things you just can't unlearn. My god. I had no idea your ass could go inside out.

 

[skyw82]

Some things you just can't unlearn. My god. I had no idea your ass could go inside out.

Google Image Search "Anal prolapse".
some things in life can't be unseen.

 

[surreal1221]

Just like the Envoy TA...this thread went inside out.

 

[PhilosopherPilot]

Google Image Search "Anal prolapse".
some things in life can't be unseen.

Awww. Dammit dammit dammit. I knew better.

 

[jynxyjoe]

Awww. Dammit dammit dammit. I knew better.

You've got no one to blame but yourself. Rook