Wife and I had a nice lunch at the Indian place in mt Vernon today, right on the river.........watched a meth head rage. She got out of a Subaru WRX, which accelerated at high speed in reverse out of the parking lot, and she continued. At first I thought there was a real human she was screaming obscenities at, but then realized she was fighting with an imaginary frienemy. One cop showed up and attempted to spar with her, as she screamed that it was "attempted murder". The most hilarious moment was when an F150 with lights and "PARK RANGER" written on the back came blowing around the corner by where we were sitting, screeching tires, and then he popped out and I think maybe tazed her. Funny part being the insane hurry he was apparently in, to come grab this woman screaming at nothing/nobody. It was a real wild ride. Guess ill stick to the island, its much more boring here