What the hell is wrong with you, man?
In all seriousness, we have yorkie, 11-12 lbs. Not your typical little bony yapper. Muscular with a deep bark. The world is a party and she's the guest of honor. My wife absolutely will not let her sleep on her side of the bed. She will kick, swat, whatever to get her off her side. We have a king size and my wife is a small woman. I am a little over 6'2" and cannot make myself kick her off. It's usually a dance all night between the dog and I. If she could crawl in my skin, she would. Must always be touching me, under the covers, all night. The best alarm clock is cold wet nose digging into your side or under your neck for warmth. I'll move her away, readjust in the 5 seconds she gives me and brace for her to cram every square inch of her body on/inbetween/under me. She usually sleeps under the bed til my wife is asleep or she is cold then tries to to test out my side of the bed the rest of the night. When she looks at me with those little eyes and ears, I can't help it....