BajtheJino
I'm looking at you.
For me this is how that conversation would probably go: "Hey Bob Smith, John Doe here on flight 123. Listen bud, can you put us in an alternate of ABCD for our flight to WXYZ? And we'll need X more fuel but we won't have to bump any freight so we're good to go"If captain calls and wants an alternate... I ask why he's uncomfortable, depending on my mood p, with a varying level of snark. For example, "what did I miss that's making you question a no alternate release to parallel runways with multiple CAT 2/3 approaches available?"
If I got any varying level of snark and axed why, my answer would probably be something along the line of "Because I'm asking you to, cause this plane is moving until my MF'n alternate is listed and my fuel is added. Thanks buddy. Have a good night."
Leave the ego at home. Perhaps its got nothing to do with you. Now I can understand severe clear all over a continent and a distant alternate being requested that bumps revenue but really, in the end, why do you care if the people hurtling through the aluminum tube want some more go juice and more options? Granted I'm not doing CLT to CAE and beating a dead horse for no reason. I'm flying in the Dark Continent and sometimes my alternate is my departure and we're down to counting ounces.. I've never had a dispatcher question me, maybe because I take the time to briefly explain my request (friendly demand). I think the only thing snark will get you, if you save up,is a pair of Irish Sunglasses.