)Life's gonna suck for you then. Do they give you a script for the corny PAs along with the wooden train whistle, or do you have to improve?I miss the good old days, when airlines wanted their employees to act like, you know, adults.

(In the interest of fairness, we have a few tools who do this crap too![]()
Good you don't have "captainitis" then.
When a guy annoys the crap out of me, I'm at the point now where it's like "With all due respect, sir, you're KILLIN' A BROTHER"
Really? When was the last time you actually said, "With all due respect sir?" More like, "Don't make me cut you sucka!"
Yes, they can wear them, some better than others......Are 'F-me boots' part of the FA's outfits?
Are 'F-me boots' part of the FA's outfits?
Just as "I have no sense of style" shoes are part of some pilots.
What? You think it doesn't instill confidence in the passengers when they see the captain walk up in his black tennis shoes with velcro straps?![]()
Last month.
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