Delta Flash Mob

The Delta Employee Cult Mentality is almost as bad as the Wal-Mart Cult Mentality.

And of course...like at most airlines...the mentality is more visible within the In-Flight department.

(only mild :sarcasm:)
 
I miss the good old days, when airlines wanted their employees to act like, you know, adults.
Life's gonna suck for you then. Do they give you a script for the corny PAs along with the wooden train whistle, or do you have to improve?

"WHOOO WOOO! All aboard SWA flight nnn, the funnest flight in the air!"



(In the interest of fairness, we have a few tools who do this crap too :bang:
 
(In the interest of fairness, we have a few tools who do this crap too :bang:

Oh, us too. As an FO, the first time you hear the captain play his harmonica and sing a song over the PA, it is slightly amusing. The second leg, it's a little annoying. By the last leg of a four-day trip, you're ready to jump out the clear view window and run for your life. :)
 
I love how all the scenes are brightly lit and nice until you hit JFK, and it's dark and dumpy.
 
Good you don't have "captainitis" then.

When a guy annoys the crap out of me, I'm at the point now where it's like "With all due respect, sir, you're KILLIN' A BROTHER"
 
Good you don't have "captainitis" then.

When a guy annoys the crap out of me, I'm at the point now where it's like "With all due respect, sir, you're KILLIN' A BROTHER"

Really? When was the last time you actually said, "With all due respect sir?" More like, "Don't make me cut you sucka!"
 
Really? When was the last time you actually said, "With all due respect sir?" More like, "Don't make me cut you sucka!"

Last month.

In vino, veritas.
 
Are 'F-me boots' part of the FA's outfits?

Just as "I have no sense of style" shoes are part of some pilots.

I like the uniforms when they're worn appropriately. Sets the company apart.

Keep in mind that they're competing for business on a global scale, not just the ZOMG get me to Missoula as cheap as possible crowd.
 
Back before there was rear door loading at QX, there was a FA that would open the back door and sit on the floor and hang her legs out with those boots on. A lot of rampers were checking the gate sheet to see which aircraft she was on.
 
What? You think it doesn't instill confidence in the passengers when they see the captain walk up in his black tennis shoes with velcro straps? :)

Gives that certain aura of "I'm so safe, all I do is read aircraft manuals and surf the internet and I have no time to worry about my appearance!" :)
 
There's a reason that you don't see pilots in these. Other than a handful that have any skill, most are bumps on a log,
 
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