Delta back at it again, pissing people off

trafficinsight said:
You're at a gay bar....

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Yes and as Max pointed out this can be a target rich environment for straight guys. Lots of straight women go to gay bars.

I've got a few friends who are gay and I'll meet them occasionally at the bar of their choice when we hang out. There are always lots of straight single women there.
 
av8tr1 said:
Yes and as Max pointed out this can be a target rich environment for straight guys. Lots of straight women go to gay bars.

I've got a few friends who are gay and I'll meet them occasionally at the bar of their choice when we hang out. There are always lots of straight single women there.
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That was what we call, in the business, a joke.

And people wonder why I compulsively use smilies.... ;)

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trafficinsight said:
That was what we call, in the business, a joke.

And people wonder why I compulsively use smilies.... ;)

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LOL, Sorry totally missed it!

I was going to make a joke about "why is it everytime I go to a gay bar to meet women I always end up beating off the gay guys with a stick" but I wasnt sure anyone would get the joke.
 
av8tr1 said:
Why is it every time I have done this I only get hit on by guys?
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I mean yeah, it's gonna happen. Take it in stride, be flattered but be polite. You're in their habitat. Also if you have gay friends, you fly 121, right? Flight attendants, duh. They'll keep you safe and help steer you in the right direction. Gays are often good wingmen.
 
I've been hit on by gay guys a handful of times, and I always took it as a compliment.

The tough part was not making it awkward when telling them I don't swing that way.

"I'm flattered, but..."
 
Maximillian_Jenius said:
I mean yeah, it's gonna happen. Take it in stride, be flattered but be polite. You're in their habitat. Also if you have gay friends, you fly 121, right? Flight attendants, duh. They'll keep you safe and help steer you in the right direction. Gays are often good wingmen.
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LOL, oh I am flattered just not attracted to men. Totally agree, my gay friends help me do all my clothes shopping. Which explains some of the things hanging in my closet. Phrasing! (Sorry couldn't resist ;) )

I have a good friend who is gigantic, (giggity), power lifter, total bro. (and I say this as a completely heterosexual male) He is very good looking. Celebrity good looking with a Irish accent no less. The guy eats nails for breakfast. Actual iron nails, the ones Florida requires for hurricane proofing of houses. Guy can lift a house with one arm. Has been gay since birth and likes to wear womens underwear because it makes him feel "sexy". People have no clue he is gay. When we hang out in a bar women are falling all over him. No clue he is gay. Yet for some reason every time we hang out people assume I am the gay one. We get a good laugh out of it.

One night we brought home two women to my place. They both wanted to screw his brains out and were very vocal about it. When they found out he was gay and I was the only option for the night they left tire tracks in my drive way peeling out. Seriously (if I am lying I'm dying) actually squealed the tires leaving my drive way.

Sigh....always a brides maid never a bride.....
 
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av8tr1 said:
LOL, oh I am flattered just not attacked to men. Totally agree, my gay friends help me do all my clothes shopping. Which explains some of the things hanging in my closet. Phrasing! (Sorry couldn't resist ;) )

I have a good friend who is gigantic, (giggity), power lifter, total bro. (and I say this as a completely heterosexual male) He is very good looking. Celebrity good looking with a Irish accent no less. The guy eats nails for breakfast. Actual iron nails, the ones Florida requires for hurricane proofing of houses. Guy can lift a house with one arm. Has been gay since birth and likes to wear womens underwear because it makes him feel "sexy". People have no clue he is gay. When we hang out in a bar women are falling all over him. No clue he is gay. Yet for some reason every time we hang out people assume I am the gay one. We get a good laugh out of it.

One night we brought home two women to my place. They both wanted to screw his brains out and were very vocal about it. When they found out he was gay and I was the only option for the night they left tire tracks in my drive way peeling out. Seriously (if I am lying I'm dying) actually squealed the tires leaving my drive way.

Sigh....always a brides maid never a bride.....
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That is funny, and a little sad at the same time. Sorry...has to be rough, and disappointing, but that may have saved you from whatever diseases they might have had.
 
av8tr1 said:
LOL, oh I am flattered just not attacked to men. Totally agree, my gay friends help me do all my clothes shopping. Which explains some of the things hanging in my closet. Phrasing! (Sorry couldn't resist ;) )

I have a good friend who is gigantic, (giggity), power lifter, total bro. (and I say this as a completely heterosexual male) He is very good looking. Celebrity good looking with a Irish accent no less. The guy eats nails for breakfast. Actual iron nails, the ones Florida requires for hurricane proofing of houses. Guy can lift a house with one arm. Has been gay since birth and likes to wear womens underwear because it makes him feel "sexy". People have no clue he is gay. When we hang out in a bar women are falling all over him. No clue he is gay. Yet for some reason every time we hang out people assume I am the gay one. We get a good laugh out of it.

One night we brought home two women to my place. They both wanted to screw his brains out and were very vocal about it. When they found out he was gay and I was the only option for the night they left tire tracks in my drive way peeling out. Seriously (if I am lying I'm dying) actually squealed the tires leaving my drive way.

Sigh....always a brides maid never a bride.....
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Time to Alpha male it up, bro!
 
Avgirl said:
That is funny, and a little sad at the same time. Sorry...has to be rough, and disappointing, but that may have saved you from whatever diseases they might have had.
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LOL, Uhh....Phrasing!

I was hoping for that night to be a little "rough"! ;)

To this day it is one of my funniest stories. I never looked at it as a bad thing. Every time I hear tires squealing I laugh and remember that night. Was a good time.

Besides, I am a 135 pilot. Apparently I bring all the diseases to the party. :bounce:
 
Maximillian_Jenius said:
Time to Alpha male it up, bro!
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Seriously? I am short white Jewish kid from the South. My best role model of an Alpha male is a guy who looks like a professional wrestler but wears womens bikini underwear and prefers take his long walks on the beach with men and rainy nights by the fire (I soooooo wish I was making this up)

I guess I could start wearing cowboy boots, drive a truck and carry a gun......oh wait......
 
av8tr1 said:
Seriously? I am short white Jewish kid from the South. My best role model of an Alpha male is a guy who looks like a professional wrestler but wears womens bikini underwear and prefers take his long walks on the beach with men and rainy nights by the fire (I soooooo wish I was making this up)

I guess I could start wearing cowboy boots, drive a truck and carry a gun......oh wait......
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Do you look like Michael Cera? Drool!
 
Maximillian_Jenius said:
Robin Williams and Lt. Dangle? Well... ummmm yeah, you hang in there sport!!! Okay?
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Yeah....it could be the Lt. Dangle thing that brings all the boys to my yard. Either way its a good thing p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ er women think I am rich or I might never get any action.
 
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