Chuck Norris

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BobDDuck

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As seen on the back of a compass correction card. Sorry I couldn't take a picture of the whole thing but the other side has some not so nice comments about the furloughed mainline guys flying at my company. And I have no idea what is up with the showgirl comment.

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Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.
 
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
 
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
 
The world found out what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

Then of course there is my signature line...
 
Chuck Norris is suing TNT for copyright infringement. Law and Order are the names of his left and right legs.

Edited to say Dammit, I just realized that one was on the video. (blush)
 
Chuck Norris has never gone hunting. Hunting implies a possibility of failure...

Chuck Norris goes Killing.
 
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