Anybody been hit with a laser beam?

Phrasing!

@hook_dupin - I didn't know that about the lasers. You're telling me that those powerful, buy-over-the-internet green lasers can't really damage our eyes?

The commercial visible spectrum ones can do damage, but humans have this survival mechanism called "blinking." That said, flash blindness, though not harmful to the eye, is obviously no joke for aviators.

I see UV and IR lasers as potentially more dangers because aviators won't notice the effects until eye damage has occurred. It's not that hard to get a Class 4 UV laser...

Here's a pretty good read:

http://oregonstate.edu/ehs/laser/training/laser-biological-hazards-eyes
 
Hook is spot on. When we are talking about permanent eye damage, military grade class 4 lasers are the issue. You can get such devices privately, but it is not common, and as was mentioned, you wouldn't know that you were hit by one in the first place. One of the big things that happens with a real powerful laser hitting your eye, is that the initially damaged tissue will leak blood which comes to rest in the bottom of your eye. The blood will basically oxidize or eat away the tissue underneath it (the retina). There are medical ways to blot that up and stop the chemical reaction, but left unchecked, it will cause serious and lasting damage. Lens damage will either heal or can be fixed with corrective surgery, but there is nothing that medical science can really do to fix retinal damage. Theoretically the same effects could be seen with a lower grade device, but NOHD (Nominal Ocular Hazard Distance) is much shorter for something like a more readily available class 2 or 3 laser. That and the wavelength is generally different thus allowing the eye reflex.
 
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Lighting up the whole cockpit, eh? hmmm, You folks sure ya not talking about those 3~4 rotating Q-beams in the city. I mean, I passed through one of those before and it lit up to that description. The laser pointers...some are playing better drama than in a soap oprah.

Last week I was flying at night and got hit by a laser pointer. The light scattered like the Millennium Falcon going into hyperspeed. It sucked so bad I put my head down and I think I blacked out for a moment cause when I looked back at the attitude indicator it told me I was in a flat inverted spin. I made all the correct control inputs with the skills I am greatfull to have. After recovery I dove the airplane and turned on my hi power landing light to show their location to the police cause I told the tower as I was recovering from the inverted flat spin. The police got'm! The next day I was in the news paper with the chief of police handing me a metal for helping them take down the 15 year old laser pointer terrorist. We sure taught that punk a life long lesson. I heard he didn't drop mud for two weeks while he sat in jail.
 
There is a huge problem with lasers on evening/night UPS into SDF from the East. For a couple years now it's been a regular occurrence and no one seems to be pursuing it too hard. Surprising too, since UPS is the big powerful entity, I'd think they'd make a bigger deal.
 
For some reason, I totally just thought of this!



laser pointers and a song about cumming...hmmm, I dont see the relation. Relax, don't do it when you wanna cum to it. when you wanna cum. Do they use lasers during prostrate exams? That I could understand. Song is really about AIDS but I'm trying my best here. I imagine AIDS sucks but getting laser pointed....hmmmm no comparison.
 
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laser pointers and a song about cumming...hmmm, I dont see the relation. Relax, don't do it when you wanna cum to it. when you wanna cum. Do they use lasers during prostrate exams? That I could understand. Song is really about AIDS but I'm trying my best here. I imagine AIDS sucks but getting laser pointed....hmmmm no comparison.

You, my man, are a total buzzkill.

 
You, my man, are a total buzzkill.



So sorry, I didn't understand your babbling video. I got it now though,, getting AIDS sucks just as much as getting lasered.

You and I should have lunch sometime. I bet you would like that, eh? Butt relax, don't do it.
 
Technically no, since light has no mass and therefore cannot "hit" anything. But I've been lazed a few times. Must have been the low grade stuff, cause I can still DEFPOTEC.
 
Sorry for the necropost but couldn't find the droids I was looking for. A while back someone (I believe @MikeD ) had posted an article about a guy who got caught lasing an Arizona NG helicopter or plane and committed suicide. Do you happen to still know where I can find that article?

edit: disregard, found it
 
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