And go

[Wonderlic]

Can we get a takeoff alternate?...Yeah I have one on there for you. ***looks at remarks*** "Takeoff alternate of _ _ _ _ added"

“What’s the burn?”

 

[DaWolf85]

Can we get a takeoff alternate?...Yeah I have one on there for you. ***looks at remarks*** "Takeoff alternate of _ _ _ _ added"

I'm also a fan of "why is the burn for our alternate not listed?" being answered by "it's a takeoff alternate"

 

[Pepwave1]

"Hey we're a bit heavier than originally planned... any chance I can get a little more weight?"
"sure, what's your zfw"
"Welll, I took 36 extra bags, we have 8 non revvers, a jumpseating captain, a transiting alpaca, and lance bass."
"Right what's the zfw?"

Just answer the question you are asked, folks.

Yep.

 

[Pepwave1]

Can't lock out a release with some software unfortunately! I wish!

Nope. But you CAN call the tower and pull that strip…