acars from crew when plane reaches top of climb: “I SEE THE PAPERWORK SAYS CALL DISPATCH…WHATS UP…”
On a transcon with a carefully planned route to avoid weather/headwinds/The Abominable Snowman/etc… and remarks saying so…
At level off, they get direct to their STAR transition, 3000 miles away.
Acars after the fact: How does direct XXXXX look for fuel/time?
So their employee number isn't helpful?"Hey we're a bit heavier than originally planned... any chance I can get a little more weight?"
"sure, what's your zfw"
"Welll, I took 36 extra bags, we have 8 non revvers, a jumpseating captain, a transiting alpaca, and lance bass."
"Right what's the zfw?"
Just answer the question you are asked, folks.
No they take the direct and then ask if its coolAt least they asked before accepting a direct nose into the jet
And then 20 minutes after they divert ATC opens it back up“ATC says EFC 3 hours from now. We’re going to self divert and land at our alternate with 2.5 hours fuel remaining.”