Airbus Problem

[derg]

Eww. A lot of guys don't bathe regularly.

 

[ERfly]

Eww. A lot of guys don't bathe regularly.

French airplane = French hygiene? Luckily, that's not a concept that has spread to all Airbus operators.

No offense was intended for anyone who may be or may be related to anyone from France, or Quebec or anywhere else that might take offense. Results not typical. Seek medical treatment for symptoms lasting more than 4 hours.

 

[Cptnchia]

New CAT II monitored approach procedures. When you feel the captains balls touch your hand, it means he has acquired the runway visually and will land.

Suppose it's a female captain? Would that be a no balls approach ban?

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Suppose it's a female captain? Would that be a no balls approach ban?

Well, part of the cat 2 brief does involve making sure your balls are aligned.

 

[Soul Brotha']

Crap, some of our female Captains at B6, I swear have actual balls. I like where this thread took the sharp turn.

 

[dvtpilot]

New CAT II monitored approach procedures. When you feel the captains balls touch your hand, it means he has acquired the runway visually and will land.

Set thrust!