Air Force Bashing

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It is so annoying when people talk badly about the USAF. Today that Marines recruiter came back to my school and he was talking to some of us. Everyone was just sitting there making fun of the USAF. Things like:

"All the airforce people do is sit behind computer all day"
"The Air Force is the easiest to get in as they the work they do is very easy"
"All them "fly-boys" think their tough..."

And it just goes on and on. Why is it that the AF is the primary target for being talked badly about?
 
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"All them "fly-boys" think their tough..."

And it just goes on and on. Why is it that the AF is the primary target for being talked badly about?

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Lloyd???
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I think the last statement above is the only accurate ones.....except for the ascot-wearing 15 and 16 pilots.
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Because it's the country club of the military
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. You've gotta get some thicker skin, especially if you're going to join the military. I realize you are all gung-ho and ready to go fly the A-10 (or whatevery your favorite is), but there's a lot more to being in the military than just saying we do a bunch of stuff...the AF, in my experience, is the most technologically advanced branch, and, as such, they are a bunch of computer weenies (in general) that live in the air conditioning.

I say this as a former computer tech for the Navy having spent 9 years in the a/c. Our computers were 1970's era, though, and were very difficult to maintain (over 1000 circuit cards in them. with six 40-50 Lb. drawers each) and were hard-mounted to the ship. The new ships coming out cost Billions of dollars and they still have those same computers on them...because they are battle hardened and shock-tested.

Go to the AF and see if they have these "advanced" computers...they have state of the art gear (might have even been made in the 90's
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). I'm not saying either way is wrong, just that when it comes to the niceties of life, the AF always takes care of their people better than the other branches.

Go do some physical training with the Marines, then go see what the AF does and tell me they are the same...they are not. The Marines have a different job than the AF...the AF to drink coffee and play video games; the Marines to kill people.
 
The irony here is that people are bashing the Air Force in an AVIATION FORUM!!!
That's like one of my buds in blue bashing the Navy in a boating form
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The irony here is that people are bashing the Air Force in an AVIATION FORUM!!!
That's like one of my buds in blue bashing the Navy in a boating form
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I'm not nescessarily saying people are bashing the air force in JC. Mostly in the outside life.
 
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Go do some physical training with the Marines, then go see what the AF does and tell me they are the same...they are not. The Marines have a different job than the AF...the AF to drink coffee and play video games; the Marines to kill people.

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For the record I've known some Marines that were terribly out of shape, and I've seen what the Air Force PJs go through (they don't call it superman school for nothing).

On the other hand, your average Airman is a technian, not a warrior. Unlike the Marines where "every Marine is a rifleman" isn't just talk.


It's a diffrence in mindset if not actuall jobs. My daily life in the Marines wasn't very diffrent from a mechanic in the Airforce. However, I was first trained as an Infantryman, and that mindset has never completly left me. If I were in Iraq right now I would be going on patrols in the area of the foward airfield where I was operating from along with supply clerks and truck drivers.

When I was in Quantico, Marines from our squadron were often pulled to evaluate new weapons and equipment along with full time infantrymen.


Mainly it's a question of "corprate culture". The Air Force is full of dedicated and hard working people, but they aren't as "military minded" as the Marines. In the Marines the mission comes first, everything else is secondary.

This shows up in the way they do maintence, as far as crosstraining is concered there is little to none. In the Marines learing each others jobs is a constant thing. I once watched an AF crew take 3 hours to change a tire.

One depoyment we landed at Andrews AFB in a C-5 after a long trip. When we landed, the C-5s Crew said "we've gone past our duty day limits, we'll see you tomorow" and walked off to their hotel leaving us with 2 helicopters to unload and no help. Our officer got on the phone to find sombody to "kneel" and open up the cargo plane so that we could unload it. One of our guys said he thought he could do it, but that would royally piss off the AF. Two hours and some very grumpy Marines later a team of loadmasters showed up.


Also institional jealosy kicks in. The Air Force gets funding that the redheaded stepchild of the military (the Marines) can only dream of. Everything from new aircraft, to spare parts, to base houseing. (there was an old ledgend that several peices of equipment in our shop were stolen from the AF) In the Navy and Marines, you have to do more with less.

For example the Air Force Thunderbirds are housed in modren state of the art hangers at Nellis AFB, but the Navy Blue Angles operate out of a 50 year old hanger at NAS Pensacola and have half the budget.
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(most people say that the Blues put on a better show too)

The CO of the Thunderbirds thought we were out of our minds when we asked him to pull his F-16s out so we could put our helicopters inside a hanger. Our CO called the White House Mil Office, and 15 min later the AF was hooking up towbars to their shiney planes.
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If I had to do it all over again I still would have become Marines. The pride I have from being a part of the best military orgainization in the world could never be replaced by a bigger baracks room, or a newer plane.



There you have it Brian.

Why do people look down on Southwest?

Why do people think all Marines are big and dumb?

Why do people think high school kids don't know anything?

These are called steryotypes, and while they useually have some basis in fact, they should not be taken at face value and applyed to everyone you meet.


Oh yeah, in case you didn't know the A-10 is the red headed stepchild of the AF. Many top generals would like to get rid of it, but the Army won't let them. This equals less funding, fewer spare parts, older upgrades, ect.
 
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For the record I've known some Marines that were terribly out of shape . . .

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Me too...most of them were wingers...
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Unlike the Marines where "every Marine is a rifleman" isn't just talk.


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What were your units procedures for firing the FPF? Signals for the same? What are the three primary types of indirect fire missions?

Only non-infantry Marines really believe the statement you just made . . .

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However, I was first trained as an Infantryman, and that mindset has never completly left me.

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Refer to the last question....
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In the Marines the mission comes first, everything else is secondary.


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Even if it means not knowing those "grunt skills (that we discussed above...) for the sake of the "flight schedule"....
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One depoyment we landed at Andrews AFB in a C-5 after a long trip. When we landed, the C-5s Crew said "we've gone past our duty day limits, we'll see you tomorow" and walked off to their hotel leaving us with 2 helicopters to unload and no help. Our officer got on the phone to find sombody to "kneel" and open up the cargo plane so that we could unload it. One of our guys said he thought he could do it, but that would royally piss off the AF. Two hours and some very grumpy Marines later a team of loadmasters showed up.


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I will agree with you (you know that I'm picking on you, right??
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If I had to do it all over again I still would have become Marines. The pride I have from being a part of the best military orgainization in the world could never be replaced by a bigger baracks room, or a newer plane.


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Couldn't have said it better myself, Devildogg. Being a U.S. Marine is the one thing that I am the most proud of in my entire life. And I mean that.

Really, Brian...nobody else wants to say it. The Air Force is a bunch of whining pansies, with a few exceptions to the rule (Didn't forget about you, MikeD...
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). Quality of life is really important, and being a killer isn't. So, if you want a plush job, go in the Air Force. You'll be comfortable. However, if you want to keep your wife's underwear on her body when I come around, stay away from the Air Force!!!!!
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(I was just kidding, Samantha...)

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Mainly it's a question of "corprate culture". The Air Force is full of dedicated and hard working people, but they aren't as "military minded"

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This is a reasonable statement, I think. I was a USAF medic; the Air Force is one of the "easier" military lifestyles, and being in the medical side makes the job seem almost non-military at times. I considered myself a bit more disciplined than many of the people I worked with, and I saw more than my share of civilian-ish undisciplined behavior in my time that was not what you would consider military. A good portion of my enlistment was spent working with Army people in an Army E.R., so I saw the contrast first-hand.

I think that the USAF's mission allows it to funciton like a civilian organization in many respects. Except for flight crews and certain types of units, many of the jobs closely parallel their civilian counterparts; show up to work in a relatively protected environment, work your shift, then go home. Maintenance and ordnance crews, medics, computer guys, whomever. There isn't a major need to cross-train a computer geek into a front-line infantryman. That makes for a proficient computer geek, but not a hardcore warrior. I guess the idea is that he and his workplace will be protected by other, more hardcore warriors.

I'll never forget when TQM was all the rage in corporate America in the early 1990's. The USAF came up with "QAF:" Quality Air Force. It was supposed to be a feel-good program where every worker was empowered to make improvements to their workplace and where quality and customer-service "mission-statements" were the big thing. Holy smokes, I felt less like a military member and more like a character from "Office Space!"

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The Marines have a different job than the AF...the AF to drink coffee and play video games; the Marines to kill people.

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BUT, on the other side of the coin, all the stuff that the USAF does contributes to the mission. Army guys can bash on USAF guys all day long, but Hoooah airborne soldiers can't parachute out of a Humvee, can they? They can't be resupplied from across the globe in a matter of hours with an Apache, can they? An Infantry platoon can't bomb the cr@p out of a mountainside with their rifles. Air Force intel has probably made worlds of difference in planning and executing attacks.

I'm sure there are many grateful Army and Marine dudes who thank their lucky stars that an A-10 or a Herc gunship was called in to save their @sses at some point, too.
 
Oh, and another thing, Brian....about those Marines....

Take their bashing with a grain of salt!
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They train those guys into thinking they're the coolest thing on the planet. Did you ever see a car driving down the road that has about 30 Marine bumper stickers on it? Then there's the Marine air freshener hanging from the rear-view. And the guy behind the wheel has at least 2 pieces of clothing with the Globe and Anchor?

Just kidding, guys!
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I'm glad you're on our side!
 
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> BUT, on the other side of the coin, all the stuff that the USAF does contributes to the mission. Army guys can bash on USAF guys all day long, but Hoooah airborne soldiers can't parachute out of a Humvee, can they? They can't be resupplied from across the globe in a matter of hours with an Apache, can they? An Infantry platoon can't bomb the cr@p out of a mountainside with their rifles </pre><hr /> No, but the Navy can!!!

I'm just glad they sent the rest of the branches to help us in the fun we've been having with Iraq for the past, what, 13 years or so!
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Good riddance to Saddam and may the situation finally become stable over there soon so all our guys/gals can come home!
 
Isn't it easier to just bash the coast guard? That has the easiest military branch.
 
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Isn't it easier to just bash the coast guard? That has the easiest military branch.

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Um, no! For the most part, they're not scared of guns....like most people in the Air Force...
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Brian,

Come on, at least pick a branch of the military...the CG is DHS (Dept. of Homeland Security) and used to be Dept of Transportation (at least that's what I hink they are now, they may have been rearragned again
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On top of that, I don't think you want the CG's job of rescuing all the moron boaters that get themselves into trouble, inspecting ships coming into port (they also provide security for the Navy while in US ports, you know), inspecting all cargo containers (maybe one of these decades, we'll have enough people to do this job, but that's another topic), etc, etc. Their job sucks and I surely wouldn't want to go through all the BS they have to with their department...the military is at least just there to do, for the most part, one job. The CG has to appease a lot of politics, also.
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Is the CG Dept of the Navy post 9/11, and if so, are they supposed to stay that way (time of war and all)?
 
I can't find the link that list's the ASVAB score averages by branch, but I am sure you can all guess which branch has the highest average score.
 
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Is the CG Dept of the Navy post 9/11, and if so, are they supposed to stay that way (time of war and all)?

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No...I had always heard the rumor that the CG came into the DOD in time of war, but as far as I can tell, in 1991 they stayed as DOT, and this is from the Department of Homeland Security :
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On March 1, DHS inherited the professional workforce, programs and infrastructure of the Coast Guard, Customs Service, Immigration and Naturalization Service, and the Transportation Security Administration.

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Fact Sheet: Protecting the Nation's Ports
As a member of the Department of Homeland Security, the Coast Guard continues to play an integral role in maintaining the operations of our ports and waterways by providing a secure environment in which mariners and the American people can safely go about the business of living and working freely. Fact sheet offers highlights of Coast Guard's port security efforts.


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Isn't it easier to just bash the coast guard? That has the easiest military branch.

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They may not be a "real" full time milltary branch, but I don't bash anybody that will come look for me in the middle of a hurricane.

The unofficial coast guard motto " you have to go out, you don't have to come back "

The coast guard sails and flys into weather that any sane individual would be running away from.
 
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I can't find the link that list's the ASVAB score averages by branch, but I am sure you can all guess which branch has the highest average score.

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What about Wuss scores??
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We're not talking about harvard, sister...I mean, brother...we're talking about the military. Remember, a killing force?
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Wait...the Air Farce doesn't do that very well...
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Isn't it easier to just bash the coast guard? That has the easiest military branch.

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I woul dnever bash the CG. You should see some of the storms these guys fly in, or boat in, to pick up any survivors.
 
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