After the A350 Order...

[Seggy]

 

[surreal1221]

So if Delta pilots are really Russian nuclear sub slaves, then - do tell, what are United pilots?

Be creative. Come on now.

Coffee mules? I mean, you guys do love transporting coffee out of S. America.

 

[mikecweb]

So if Delta pilots are really Russian nuclear sub slaves, then - do tell, what are United pilots?

Be creative. Come on now.

Coffee mules? I mean, you guys do love transporting coffee out of S. America.

House Maids.

 

[derg]

So if Delta pilots are really Russian nuclear sub slaves, then - do tell, what are United pilots?

Be creative. Come on now.

I think they're still trying to figure that out. Years after the merger!

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!

 

[chris]

Airbus rules!! :stir:

 

[Minuteman]

Thread title could have been a single precomposed ellipsis instead of three individual dots.

 

[derg]

Perhaps a semi-colon next time?

 

[surreal1221]

House Maids.

I hear a lot of maids will make you coffee if you ask politely.

We may be onto something.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

And when we are finished, the only sound they will hear is the sound of our laughter...

"CAM-2: [sound of hysterical laughter starts and continues until end of recording]"

 

[NC_BE300]

And when we are finished, the only sound they will hear is the sound of our laughter...

"CAM-2: [sound of hysterical laughter starts and continues until end of recording]"

..........seconds later.........heard in background as laughter continues........

"CAM-2:[Awkward male voice] RETARD.....RETARD.....RE...]"

Some things in here don't react well to manual pilot intervention

 

[Autothrust Blue]

..........seconds later.........heard in background as laughter continues........

"CAM-2:[Awkward male voice] RETARD.....RETARD.....RE...]"

Some things in here don't react well to manual pilot intervention

I can't help but think the airplane is calling me something nasty when "RETD" flashes onto the FMA.