After the A350 Order...

So if Delta pilots are really Russian nuclear sub slaves, then - do tell, what are United pilots?

Be creative. Come on now.

Coffee mules? I mean, you guys do love transporting coffee out of S. America.
 
So if Delta pilots are really Russian nuclear sub slaves, then - do tell, what are United pilots?

Be creative. Come on now.

I think they're still trying to figure that out. Years after the merger!

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! :)
 
And when we are finished, the only sound they will hear is the sound of our laughter...

"CAM-2: [sound of hysterical laughter starts and continues until end of recording]"
 
And when we are finished, the only sound they will hear is the sound of our laughter...

"CAM-2: [sound of hysterical laughter starts and continues until end of recording]"


..........seconds later.........heard in background as laughter continues........

"CAM-2:[Awkward male voice] RETARD.....RETARD.....RE...]"

Some things in here don't react well to manual pilot intervention
 
..........seconds later.........heard in background as laughter continues........

"CAM-2:[Awkward male voice] RETARD.....RETARD.....RE...]"

Some things in here don't react well to manual pilot intervention
I can't help but think the airplane is calling me something nasty when "RETD" flashes onto the FMA.
 
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