AARP has notified me......

[BillErvin]

Happy B-day:nana2::nana2: Glad to see somebody else is 51, on the other hand I sneak'en up on 52anic: and I still throw away the AARP envelopes unopened

Denile is a wonderful thing

 

[Velocipede]

Can't believe I missed this. Happy belated birthday, you Silver Fox!! Which of the JC girls jumped out of your birthday cake?

"...the world wonders."

 

[Qgar]

"...the world wonders."

Who knows? With any luck you could get the same birthday surprise!

 

[Velocipede]

Who knows? With any luck you could get the same birthday surprise!

Doubtful.

 

[CaptBill]

Which of the JC girls jumped out of your birthday cake?

All of them.

 

[Toria]

Doubtful.

You crack me up! And I will laugh all day.

 

[Qgar]

You crack me up! And I will laugh all day.

Methinks he's angling for a little sympathy!

 

[Velocipede]

Or a LOT of sympathy. Sprinkled with pity.

 

[Qgar]

Boo hoo hoo. Would you like a tissue for your issue?

 

[CaptBill]

Doubtful.

Hey Velo try this: Write something deep and profound and all the girls will think there is more to you than a skirt chaser. I tried it and it worked. I don't recall what I wrote about but I was able to hide my true motives behind some creative literary psycho-babble. Seriously, it works.

 

[Velocipede]

Good advice, my friend. I just don't have the literary touch you do.

I guess I'll just have to resort to "fighter pilot foreplay"...30 minutes of begging.

 

[CaptBill]

Good advice, my friend. I just don't have the literary touch you do.

I guess I'll just have to resort to "fighter pilot foreplay"...30 minutes of begging.

Or you might try feigning an injury. Girls always take pity on the wounded and I am sure Qgar and Toria would rush to your bedside to offer their unique blend of therapeutic remedies. I do know that Walmart sells ace bandages.

You just need to moan and groan a lot and hope they buy your act.

 

[Qgar]

Good advice, my friend. I just don't have the literary touch you do.

I guess I'll just have to resort to "fighter pilot foreplay"...30 minutes of begging.

If I remember correctly, your college degree is in Journalism, is it not? :buck:

Or you might try feigning an injury. Girls always take pity on the wounded and I am sure Qgar and Toria would rush to your bedside to offer their unique blend of therapeutic remedies. I do know that Walmart sells ace bandages.

You just need to moan and groan a lot and hope they buy your act.

While Toria is in the medical profession, I am not, so no pity or help for the walking wounded from me. I do, however, have a warm spot for those among us who may be a bit mentally challenged.

 

[wildfreightess]

I do, however, have a warm spot for those among us who may be a bit mentally challenged.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: