a mini shorttrain?!

[Murdoughnut]

most women wait a few months before telling people because of the high miscarriage rate in the first trimester (just FYI)

That's what tipped me off ... and here's my man card ...

 

[Firebird2XC]

pol·y·syl·lab·ic (pl-s-lbk)
adj.
1. Having more than two and usually more than three syllables.
2. Characterized by words having more than three syllables.

Here's the screwed up thing?

A word with one syllable? 'Monosyllabic'.

Why does 'monosyllabic' have FIVE syllables?

 

[Velocipede]

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawai'i?

 

[Firebird2XC]

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawai'i?

Why do we call them 'buildings'?

If they're done, shouldn't they be called 'builts'?

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Fail!

Besides, JTrain is sterile. He and Max have been trying to bear a child for darned near five years.

...we keep trying, but his butt just doesn't have ovaries!

 

[Minuteman]

"How come they call it 'taking a dump' and not 'leaving a dump'? I mean, after all, you're not really taking anything anywhere." -- Andy Rooney

 

[Lee D]

Oh geez - let's pretend for an April Fool's minute this was real.

We already have to endure John's pariah-like prose when talking about his responsibilities as a husband and how 121 flying would have destroyed his marriage. Were this baby-nonsense true what martyresque diatribes would we have to endure should he have the opportunity to opine on the heavy responsibilities of fatherhood?? God help us all.

And this is said with near-homoerotic love for the man.

Wow. That was good. :laff::laff:

 

[Aero_Engineer]

Good one but No

I am late answering but it does not matter, I called it right after reading it.

 

[kellwolf]

I laughed myself out of my chair. In order to actually "get" people on April Fool's Day jokes, they have to at least have an OUNCE of credibility. After having listened to John's preachings on modern medicine helping to keep the population of ShorTrains down, this one was in the negative scale of credibility.

 

[ATC RET 2003]

So maybe they're getting a dog.

I still vote for Descartes.

 

[ladder360]

That's what tipped me off ... and here's my man card ...

Murdo - When did you get it reinstated?? :laff:

Emily - Love the new avatar! When did you become a Texas Longhorns fan?