a mini shorttrain?!

[TheShortOne]

Yup! John and I are going to be welcoming a new member to the family in October!!

 

[Firebird2XC]

Holy crap! Congrats!!

 

[FlyChicaga]

You already know your baby is going to be born two months early? I smell April Fools... We all know John's guys can't swim.

 

[pullup]

Cmon, you can do better then that! Lame-o!

 

[ATC RET 2003]

I vote for Descartes.

 

[fly22]

We want proof!

 

[Velocipede]

Great April foolie!

 

[fly22]

I though it was a poo anouncment.

 

[Lee D]

Nice April fools. Be careful what you joke about. That karma thing is kind of funny. You know most birth control is only 99% effective. Eventually you might actually beat those odds. (Ask me and my wife how we know that. )

 

[averyrm]

I think the best time to announce an actual pregnancy would be on 4-1. So congrats!

 

[darrenf]

Yup! John and I are going to be welcoming a new member to the family in October!!

Come on, copying Chris Ford from a year ago. I am disappointed in the Trains.

 

[BobDDuck]

Wouldn't it be funny though if the joke was that it actually wasn't a joke.

Just saying....

 

[derg]

Fail!

Besides, JTrain is sterile. He and Max have been trying to bear a child for darned near five years.

 

[JEP]

Wouldn't it be funny though if the joke was that it actually wasn't a joke.

Just saying....

yeah, but with John starting law school and emily having to work to support them through school, and then there is today's date.....

 

[fly22]

I wouldnt be suprised if the kid came out looking like me.

 

[TheShortOne]

You already know your baby is going to be born two months early? I smell April Fools... We all know John's guys can't swim.

most women wait a few months before telling people because of the high miscarriage rate in the first trimester (just FYI)

 

[Ian_J]

Oh geez - let's pretend for an April Fool's minute this was real.

We already have to endure John's pariah-like prose when talking about his responsibilities as a husband and how 121 flying would have destroyed his marriage. Were this baby-nonsense true what martyresque diatribes would we have to endure should he have the opportunity to opine on the heavy responsibilities of fatherhood?? God help us all.

And this is said with near-homoerotic love for the man.

 

[Velocipede]

OMG! Too many polysyllabic words in that post.

 

[Kristie]

huH?

i would have expected better from the shorttrains!

Even "I" didn't try to pull that one....

 

[KVNC]

Oh geez - let's pretend for an April Fool's minute this was real.

We already have to endure John's pariah-like prose when talking about his responsibilities as a husband and how 121 flying would have destroyed his marriage. Were this baby-nonsense true what martyresque diatribes would we have to endure should he have the opportunity to opine on the heavy responsibilities of fatherhood?? God help us all.

And this is said with near-homoerotic love for the man.

pol·y·syl·lab·ic (pl-s-lbk)
adj.
1. Having more than two and usually more than three syllables.
2. Characterized by words having more than three syllables.