Re: Nine hours on an ERJ.
Probably not the best way to get public support on the side of regional pilots and their issues.
What a completely unacceptable situation!!!
Declare an operational emergency and give the higher-ups a choice:
1) Passengers vacate the aircraft on the ramp (no stairs or slide on an ERJ so it'd have to be cautious and careful and wheelchair pax or elderly would need something for sure, so I'd do as Alchemy suggested and call 911 and get the local fire department over with a small ladder)
or
2) A bus pulls up to the airplane within 30 minutes
or
3) If the FBO is available then the engines will be started at once and the aircraft will be parked there and all passengers let off.
If this is how pilots are going to behave, then bring on the passenger bill of rights. If I was a passenger on this flight I'd almost want to walk up and open the door myself and jump out to the ramp.
ATROCIOUS treatment of customers and, really, human beings in general.
Probably not the best way to get public support on the side of regional pilots and their issues.