4 Strange Airline Start Ups That Flopped

Lol DSM based Access Air. They were doing DSM-LAX and were supposed to start DSM-SFO before they shut down. They had a config that was something like 40% first class and 60% coach. Since DSM is such a premium market...
 
A metaphor for 70% of people in management…

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I don't think Hooters Air attracted anything other than folks looking for a dirt cheap ride to Myrtle Beach.

Whenever I passed by a Hooters Air gate, there was a bored Hooters girl standing by the podium twirling her hair and about thirty or forty senior citizens quietly waiting.

Kind of like the Hooters Casino in Vegas. Just imagine a low-rent dank casino with wooden siding, kitschy sayings on plaques and the stench of old canola oil.


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I'll throw in some Canadian content:

ZIP AIR
Operated by Air Canada as a "discount" airline, they didn't last very long, but were well known for their choice of colors.

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JETS GO
Made most famous by their "Loony Fares" ($1 fare with a full price return) I actually worked ramp and operations for these guys way back in the day, operating MD-83's and later Fokker 100's, they never qualified for RVSM Status when it was started in Canada, and thus spent months at FL280/FL270, they had instances of aircraft running out of fuel taxiing to the gate, landing off the runway. This was Canadas first real "Pay to fly" outfit, pilots payed $30,000 for a check-out, some never even got a solitary paid working hour when the company went tits up..

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Song airlines.. That was strange and a terrible idea.
"the airline engaged in a long-term branding strategy that identified a particular strata of hip, style-conscious professional women as their target market"
 
Song airlines.. That was strange and a terrible idea.
"the airline engaged in a long-term branding strategy that identified a particular strata of hip, style-conscious professional women as their target market"

Song, as in this Song?
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You do know that wasn't really a real standalone airline, but Delta in disguise. It was just an iteration of this:

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Song, as in this Song?
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You do know that wasn't really a real standalone airline, but Delta in disguise. It was just an iteration of this:

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Ah yes, the 75K...

The Song FA guys and gals were super cool.


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What was cool about Song is that it was a Delta jet, Delta pilots but the cabin crew had to 'audition' and were a completely separate list so none of the "OMG I can't believe 15E wants a coffee, ungh, what am I a stewardess?" types were filtered out.
 
There was a time when I had to go from DFW to MCI a lot.

And there was Vanguard Airlines. And I was happy.

Alas.....
 
I should add, on the Pet Airways tip, that the Subair guys were A) Very smart guys with numbers and B) Super conservative about what they got involved with. Whereas Pet Airways had, from day 1, that indefinable stench of a wacky idea launched by people with big dreams, little sense, and possibly a few ethical shortcomings. If I were a betting man, I'd bet that Subair legally bound them in such a way that when the first check bounced, the entire Pet Airways bank account got locked down like the vault in Die Hard, and all that was left was the tears. No dummies, our friends from Nebraska.
 
Song airlines.. That was strange and a terrible idea.
"the airline engaged in a long-term branding strategy that identified a particular strata of hip, style-conscious professional women as their target market"
First time I've heard someone call Song a "terrible idea". It was the test bed for the current IFE and everyone I knew who flew Song raved about it.
 
There was a time when I had to go from DFW to MCI a lot.

And there was Vanguard Airlines. And I was happy.

Alas.....
I liked Vanguard, their first two schemes were simple but looked great on the 737s. The last scheme they had with the different colors gave the mad dogs new life. Aside from the MCI hub, they tried point-point flying from MDW, DEN and a few other cities for a while. They were doing MSP-MDW for about $20 each way when the first started it in the 90s. I remember one summer in MSP seeing that ad, calling their reservations at age 7 or 8, and trying to book a ticket to go spotting in Midway with the money my grandparents gave me that summer. Didn't know about the whole UM policy thing back then, that was a short phone call. They had a decent route map for an airline their size when they shut down in July 2001. If not for 9/11, they probably would have still been around or ended up merging.
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Does anybody remember MGM Grand Airlines?
Yep. All first class service between LAX and JFK on 727s and DC-8s, leaving from the Imperial Terminal at LAX with little or no security and hassle, amazing catering onboard, telephones, flowing drinks, and limo transfers to your final destination. For a short time, they had a Twin Otter painted up doing SNA-LAX trying to attract pax who didn't want to drive(or be driven) to LAX. Brochure here and here.
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Did Skybus somehow miss it's calling? Perhaps just mismanagement but nowadays I think they could do well. Do everything on the cheap (wasn't that their thing?)...Let's face it there's a huge segment of the population that will endure anything to pay $2 less on a ticket.
 
What was cool about Song is that it was a Delta jet, Delta pilots but the cabin crew had to 'audition' and were a completely separate list so none of the "OMG I can't believe 15E wants a coffee, ungh, what am I a stewardess?" types were filtered out.

Kinda like jetBlue?
 
Did Skybus somehow miss it's calling? Perhaps just mismanagement but nowadays I think they could do well. Do everything on the cheap (wasn't that their thing?)...Let's face it there's a huge segment of the population that will endure anything to pay $2 less on a ticket.
Minus the fact all routes started and ended in CMH with no connectivity. Besides that, they rarely flew to the cities they marketed. SWF was marketed as NYC and BLI marketed as YVR. CMH-secondary cities wasn't a great plan. Pretty much any LCC that made it big had a strong local market or a big city on one end of any given route.
 
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