What do you do in the hotel...

RightSeatGirl said:
I go up to the roof with a 3 wood and a bag of golf balls I stole from the last golf course I happened to be in the vicinity of and hit golf balls into the parking lot. Then when the balls run out I flash my laser pointer at Mesa jets ( I pinpoint the bastards on flight aware). And when the inevitable Police helicopter starts heading my way I jump off the roof, deploy my Lara Croft para-glide suit and sail elegantly down to the patio of a nearby bar where I have a fresh Heineken waiting..(Called in my order from the roof)...Then proceed to watch Velo wrangle his harem of drunken flight attendants into doing his evil bidding....It's rather entertaining to watch...no really. :bandit:


But....that's only on those LGA overnights in the summertime...rest of the year I run an illegal gambling operation on the internet from my laptop.
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Oh this is absolutely hilarious! :rotfl:
 
Pretty soon, I realized that "Wild Cougar" wanted to give me back all the money I gave her times 2. She made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

Velo..

If I didn't know any better (and I do) that sounds like tha pimpin' game to me ..

Just an observation. :D


HerkFCC
 
Business Center computer...if I don't take my laptop with me. How else can I keep up with the JC goings-on? :D
 
**Mr. Burns accent**..just a second whilest I prepare...ahem..Okay got it now:


"Smithers! I see we have a new member into the Avatar Rebel Alliance...Would he be a good man? Hard Worker?"

Smithers answers accordingly

"Ahhhhhh...*twiddles fingers**...I see my evil master plan to take over the world is all coming together now.... - Excellent!"
 
Wow this is certainly a...er..um interesting thread!:D I knew it was going to get interesting when AJ posted this!:buck:
 
Oh thank the gods!..For a second there I thought as I scrolled farther down he'd be wearin panties or something even more...ah...er...ahem - odd.....would of had to call for a thread fowl on that one...!
 
RightSeatGirl said:
Oh thank the gods!..For a second there I thought as I scrolled farther down he'd be wearin panties or something even more...ah...er...ahem - odd.....would of had to call for a thread fowl on that one...!
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:rotfl::rotfl: I actually think Max would have prefered it that way when he took the picture!:D
 
I know I'm good looking but you don't have to show it off to the world.


yea we got another funny NJC pic, not sure if Max will put it up :)
 
If any of the rest of the crew is going out, I gotta go with them. Even if I'm tired and don't feel like going out, I just can't stand the thought of anyone else out there having fun while I'm alone in my hotel room. The only exception would be if its a really short layover where its extreemely rare that anyone else would be going out anyway. I'll stay in then, but I'm probably not missing much.
 
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