What do you do in the hotel...

WildCougar said:
Oh, so I guess that means that all the pilots at your airline are studs? :rolleyes:
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Err.....huh?

Oh and BTW V-lo...F-er! Slots always kick my arse! When I figure out how you got that magnet through security Vinne and Rocko will be knockin on your hotel room door...:p

And also Bob...I have a super double secret stash of sexy f/a's that have all signed onto my brokerage.....After all, I pay the most bags of trail mix...like the competition had a chance....
 
RightSeatGirl said:
Oh and BTW V-lo...F-er! Slots always kick my arse! When I figure out how you got that magnet through security Vinne and Rocko will be knockin on your hotel room door...:p
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I was just waiting for the poker tourney to start. Dropped some dough in "Wild Cougar" and must have pushed the right buttons. Things were spinning, lights were flashing and "Wild Cougar" was making all kinds of interesting noises.

Pretty soon, I realized that "Wild Cougar" wanted to give me back all the money I gave her times 2. She made me an offer I couldn't refuse.
 
Velocipede said:
I was just waiting for the poker tourney to start. Dropped some dough in "Wild Cougar" and must have pushed the right buttons. Things were spinning, lights were flashing and "Wild Cougar" was making all kinds of interesting noises.

Pretty soon, I realized that "Wild Cougar" wanted to give me back all the money I gave her times 2. She made me an offer I couldn't refuse.
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That was good up until the point where you said she returned all your money times 2. This WildCougar would NEVER do that! :p
 
Velocipede said:
Now, now, Bob. Give the girl a chance. Some of our F/As are "10 foot pole" material, too.
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You also have some that resemble the logo on your tail.

Of course, I'm not one to talk. I remember looking at some of ours and thinking, "Is she going to fit in the jet?"
 
RightSeatGirl said:
I go up to the roof with a 3 wood and a bag of golf balls I stole from the last golf course I happened to be in the vicinity of and hit golf balls into the parking lot. Then when the balls run out I flash my laser pointer at Mesa jets ( I pinpoint the bastards on flight aware). And when the inevitable Police helicopter starts heading my way I jump off the roof, deploy my Lara Croft para-glide suit and sail elegantly down to the patio of a nearby bar where I have a fresh Heineken waiting..(Called in my order from the roof)...Then proceed to watch Velo wrangle his harem of drunken flight attendants into doing his evil bidding....It's rather entertaining to watch...no really. :bandit:


But....that's only on those LGA overnights in the summertime...rest of the year I run an illegal gambling operation on the internet from my laptop.
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That's really weird, cause that's exactly what I do!!!
 
RightSeatGirl said:
Well, membership into my fan club is open on the second Tuesday of April between the hours of 13:00 and 14:00. If you are selected as one of the lucky applicants you will receive an autographed picture of my left foot next to an ash tray ( No I don't smoke, ashtray is for posterity.)

Sorry, best I can do..But I'll put in a good word to the membership committee for ya. Picky bastards can be a little discriminating at times.
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I believe I'm out of the country that day, but have the membership committee call my secretary and schedule me for another day to pick up the autographed picture of your left foot. I'll be sure to show up in full Lara Croft regalia for the indoctrination. :D
 
Oh, and before anyone gets their boxers in a bunch over me referring to my Admin as a "secretary", that is his personal choice, as he thinks it sounds more elegant, as in "Secretary of State" rather than "Admin of State" :p;)

Personally, I think he has a problem with the word "Administrative".
 
SkyCougar said:
I believe I'm out of the country that day, but have the membership committee call my secretary and schedule me for another day to pick up the autographed picture of your left foot. I'll be sure to show up in full Lara Croft regalia for the indoctrination. :D
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Hmm, well if you're going to dress the part and everything..I suppose I can override the membership committee just this once...but you'll have to start out as a CSPI (Certified shoe polishing instructor ) teaching the rest of my underlings how to properly prepare a shoe for me to use to kick'em in the butt with..you know, you have to pay your dues an all. Can't just let you start kickin butts for me without at least 2000 hours of CSPI time logged..You just won't be a safe butt kicker and you'll bring down the industry....:p
 
QOL on the road can be tough. I have been in a constant struggle to perfect my routine when I get into the hotel. A few tricks that I have adopted are:

Personally, I never turn on the TV, except in rare fits of boredom
I bring Netflix, and mail them back from the overnight when I have finished watching
I am an avid BitTorrent guy, it is my Tivo.
I pack a ton of really good food with me.
I always have my running shoes and I google map good routes to run.
I have a couple of yoga CD's and podcasts. This really helps me chill in the room and get a great workout. I find that getting rid of that "well traveled" feeling is tough. It is a combination of good food, rest, and working out.

My latest toy is this TRX Fitness Anywhere suspension trainer. It is great! It fact I have gotten so into them that I am referring everyone to them. The workout is great and it is really compact, kinda the ultimate for an airline person. Plus, you can vary the exercises to make it biased to stretching or strength. Personally, the best drug to overcome the any overnight is endorphins.
 
RightSeatGirl said:
Hmm, well if you're going to dress the part and everything..I suppose I can override the membership committee just this once...but you'll have to start out as a CSPI (Certified shoe polishing instructor ) teaching the rest of my underlings how to properly prepare a shoe for me to use to kick'em in the butt with..you know, you have to pay your dues an all. Can't just let you start kickin butts for me without at least 2000 hours of CSPI time logged..You just won't be a safe butt kicker and you'll bring down the industry....:p
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Ok, but I'm not drinking the Heinekin when we paraglide into the bar. I'll have a Stella Artois though before I start kicking ass. :D
 
Your terms are acceptable. I'll email you the contract..Have your people call my people after they look it over...we'll do lunch.
 
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