One of the first things I thought (and said to Maxie) when I met him at the airport was - DAMN - spot on!!!
I think Max is in love with my girlfriend and wants to hook up with her.
What should I do?
Think of a labrador retriever carrying around a set of car keys. You needn't worry about him driving off!
Don't worry, he was all hot for Winnie last year, but now he's into the new girls . . . next year's newbies better look out!I don't know, he seemed to be in a lot of pictures with her, commenting how nice her hair was, the clothes she was wearing etc.
Might be a Trojan Horse type of cover, you get comfortable with him being touchy feely around your girl and BAM he strikes
Don't worry, he was all hot for Winnie last year, but now he's into the new girls . . . next year's newbies better look out!
I don't know, he seemed to be in a lot of pictures with her, commenting how nice her hair was, the clothes she was wearing etc.
Might be a Trojan Horse type of cover, you get comfortable with him being touchy feely around your girl and BAM he strikes
Think of a labrador retriever carrying around a set of car keys. You needn't worry about him driving off!
She did!Women love me. Who got the hottest girls phone number at the airline interview session, yea, thad be me!
Oh, and I haven't forgot Winnie, she looked hot in her tight form fitting cat suit sunday night!
Oh, and I think she learned to text!
Don't worry, he was all hot for Winnie last year, but now he's into the new girls . . . next year's newbies better look out!
Think of a labrador retriever carrying around a set of car keys. You needn't worry about him driving off!
If I ever get a girlfriend, this is why I'm not taking her to Vegas for this event.
Max will be trading fashion tips with her which will mean my butt will be dragged to Dior or Versace and I'll be hearing, wouldn't that look so CUTE on me?
My retort will be, well, honey, they're all going to look the same when they're on our hotel room's floor.