What sort of witchcraft is this? Blaspheme! Just kidding, if I tried to order two double McRibs my local McDonalds would probably have a 404 error and lock up entirely, or just give me four McRibs and a bad attitude for even asking. Is there a secret menu at McDonalds? I probably go there twice a year, once for Big Macs and once for McRibs. If I'm getting hangry and the sun hasn't risen yet I might stop for an egg McMuffin, not the sausage version, the one with Canadian Bacon (ham) and a cup of coffee.