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Mmmmmmmm! I like the McRib. I've only had one but it was fantastic!

Yeah, my brain interprets salmon as rotting fish and I hate it not being able to enjoy it. And this is coming from a person who can disgust a Japanese person at a Sushi restaurant with my omnivorous palate. But my kryptonite is…. salmon. Weird.
That is odd. I feel bad for you. You should go get a McRib.
 
The people that generally make some comments about DE&I and/or diversity after an accident are generally immune from the concept of self-awareness or irony entirely.
Definitely a diversity hire that needed 100 hours of IOE and 2 check pilots wouldn’t sign, uh, THEM off.
 
The McRib is back???!

Lemme check the McDonalds App...

YES I have it because I was once domestic, wanted a McMuffin and didn't have time to stand in line in ATL:

It appears to, at least, be on the west coast.
 
Get a double McRib, extra sauce and onions.
What sort of witchcraft is this? Blaspheme! Just kidding, if I tried to order two double McRibs my local McDonalds would probably have a 404 error and lock up entirely, or just give me four McRibs and a bad attitude for even asking. Is there a secret menu at McDonalds? I probably go there twice a year, once for Big Macs and once for McRibs. If I'm getting hangry and the sun hasn't risen yet I might stop for an egg McMuffin, not the sausage version, the one with Canadian Bacon (ham) and a cup of coffee.
 
What sort of witchcraft is this? Blaspheme! Just kidding, if I tried to order two double McRibs my local McDonalds would probably have a 404 error and lock up entirely, or just give me four McRibs and a bad attitude for even asking. Is there a secret menu at McDonalds? I probably go there twice a year, once for Big Macs and once for McRibs. If I'm getting hangry and the sun hasn't risen yet I might stop for an egg McMuffin, not the sausage version, the one with Canadian Bacon (ham) and a cup of coffee.

I know a guy who orders a triple quarter pounder every now and again. Which is basically a double quarter pounder with a request for an extra burger patty, which they charge an extra $1.50 for.
 
I know a guy who orders a triple quarter pounder every now and again. Which is basically a double quarter pounder with a request for an extra burger patty, which they charge an extra $1.50 for.
McDonalds secret menu < In-N-Out secret menu. Tell me more about this double McRib, can you add double the cheese? I'm done for the year but I'm planning ahead.
 
Lemme check the McDonalds App...

YES I have it because I was once domestic, wanted a McMuffin and didn't have time to stand in line in ATL:

It appears to, at least, be on the west coast.



I love the McDonald’s app. The most random achievements translate to free food.


The LA Dodgers scored a 3 run homerun! Free 20 piece McNuggets with the purchase of a coffee!



Um, ok?
 
I love the McDonald’s app. The most random achievements translate to free food.


The LA Dodgers scored a 3 run homerun! Free 20 piece McNuggets with the purchase of a coffee!



Um, ok?
I don't think I'd eat McNuggets and chase them with coffee unless I was within close proximity to a toilet, and certainly not if I was going to get on any airliner. I don't spend much time in airport terminals anymore, Thanks God.
 
I know a guy who orders a triple quarter pounder every now and again. Which is basically a double quarter pounder with a request for an extra burger patty, which they charge an extra $1.50 for.
“I know a guy”…

That phrase has ‘self-referencing euphemism‘ written all over it, buddy. :smoke:
 
Raise your hand if you like Free Fries Friday




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“I know a guy”…

That phrase has ‘self-referencing euphemism‘ written all over it, buddy. :smoke:

Ha! That is normally true, my friend, and I would think the same thing too! However in this case, it really is a coworker! So one day, he shows up at work with his McDonald’s bag. Opens it up to start eating it, and gets all pissed off. Apparently, he had ordered a quarter pounder ”…..quarter pounder, ketchup and onions only, nothing else”. Shows up at work, opens the container, and its two buns, ketchup, onions, and nothing else. No burger patty, no cheese, nothing else. He throws the whole thing against the wall in frustration. Technically, he did get the literal definition of what he ordered, :)
 
Reminds me of the infamous sandwich order out of HNL. You used to be able to get a sandwich tray for the crossing. Somebody ordered half PB and J and half Tuna. Well, that's what they got. PB and J on one slice with Tuna on the other and then pressed together. You can't make this stuff up.
 
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