It’s sad because it’s true.

[BEEF SUPREME]

After I release my box of slugs into the flight deck during first CA pee break, I like to insert waypoints with funny names into RTE 1. I don't execute, but when they get back I say "hey we got a re-route, its in the box, you want me to execute?" And they always say yes. It's a fun game that I think most people get a kick out of.

Hope I get to fly with you soon!

 

[derg]

Correcting myself.
Checking in and saying “with you” is like nails on a chalkboard

”Checking in with you onboard at” will get you thrown through the window. But my windows dont open :/

 

[SurferLucas]

Correcting myself.
Checking in and saying “with you” is like nails on a chalkboard

If you look at your FO, raise your arm and say “and also with you”, I promise they’ll stop

 

[Richman]

”Checking in with you onboard at” will get you thrown through the window. But my windows dont open :/

“Deltahs 1235 wind check”

 

[derg]

“Deltahs 1235 wind check”

KILLKILLKILL!!

 

[rjmore]

Somebody needs to make an ordinary pilot influencer page.

I'm not entirely sure if anyone would be interested in watching me spend twenty minutes trying to figure out if that coffee drip fell in the right spot on my shirt to stay behind my tie so I can get one more day out of this shirt.

 

[killbilly]

If you look at your FO, raise your arm and say “and also with you”, I promise they’ll stop

OMG I can't wait to do this....

 

[ChasenSFO]

”Checking in with you onboard at” will get you thrown through the window. But my windows dont open :/

A buddy at NorCal once told a guy "If you're with me, why do I still feel so alone?" and then just gave him the normal radar contact call after that. From the clip he showed me, it went right over the pilot's head. Which I guess isn't surprising since they say "with you" on check-in to begin with.