121 guys, how does this happen? (AKA,Oh Delta)

A couple of sage Captain tips that were passed on to me, and now I, as sage, pass on to you:

1) Road House Rules. Be nice. If people get all up in your zone, a simple layout of the requirements and a healthy shrug is all you need.

2) You're the Captain. You've already won the argument. There's no reason to be snippy, course, crude or cranky. You TELL people what's going to happen. If it doesn't happen, you can just sit back and s$!tpost on JC until it does.

3) The parking brake is the best safety device ever invented, and you own it. The brake light or annunciator might as well be a "people will be calling you soon" light.

4) This job only becomes hard when people fail to use the tools that have been made available to them or allow others to make decisions that are not their prerogative, since they're looking to make their life easier, not yours.

Honestly, since I’ve moved to the left seat the job has become significantly less stressful because of all of the above.

I haven’t had any huge complications, but being able to decide how the day is going to go instead of politely suggesting that I’m uncomfortable because our procedures say that we will have a completely clean wing before we depart. A lot of stress goes away when you realize that the airplane will (mostly) only end up in a position that you agreed to. There‘s not a whole lot of “adult supervision” at my shop either, so as long as what you want generally sounds like a good idea, you likely won’t see any pushback.

COVID was different because we went to a lot of places where pulling the plug and going to the hotel was either incredibly inconvenient or straight up against the law. But for example a few months ago when the volcanoes in Russia were impacting Anchorage we went from “you probably aren’t going” and constant updates on the hour to “why haven’t you left yet” When there was a shift change in dispatch. I pointed out why i was uncomfortable and was given carte blanche on how much fuel I wanted to carry. My concern was we were going to get near Alaska (which is where our destination and alternate were) and be out of options. Got enough fuel to make it back to White Horse should that happen and then off we went.
 
Seems like they’re slowly trying to get back to that. We’re doing this other thing though, where we fly 250kts until the mid to late teens (at airports without a note about accelerating at 10K). I guess someone forgot to tell the FAA this though because now they’re wondering why other airplanes are about to run us over out of 10K.
Most folks that I've flown with don't do this, especially in busy airspace or during day hours. It creates more of a hassle for controllers. At night, in the middle of no where, they'll utilize the opti-climb - sometimes.
 
Most folks that I've flown with don't do this, especially in busy airspace or during day hours. It creates more of a hassle for controllers. At night, in the middle of no where, they'll utilize the opti-climb - sometimes.
Same results, I don’t mind doing things the way they pay me to do them but I don’t want to be embarrassed either when ATC asks WTF are we doing.
 
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Delta. When we arent trying to kill you in the heat on the ground, we're trying to kill you in a thunderstorm in flight.


In all fairness AA screwed me over last week as well.
 
Delta. When we arent trying to kill you in the heat on the ground, we're trying to kill you in a thunderstorm in flight.


In all fairness AA screwed me over last week as well.
I bet that raised some hell!!

#fail
#hail
 
Like a cold ass honky
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Swamp ass mitigation system
 
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