Baronman
Well-Known Member
Yep, just looking there are some bare bones cross trecks at the 25k mark.
How much did you fly this year? - 2022
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Yep, just looking there are some bare bones cross trecks at the 25k mark.
NovemberEcho
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I take offense! I am now the proud lesbian owner of an Outback! It’s…ok. I miss my truck.
NovemberEcho
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Pfft I have more overtime hours than you have hours.
I own a Crosstrek. Does that mean I'm a male lesbian too???
Maximilian_Jenius
Super User
OMG, what did you do to the truck and why?
Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
Breeders do things like this, have you not been told? One minute it's all Manly Beard Man axe-throwing, the next it's a Lesbaru with the top-rated safety-seats on Consumer Reports. We have a word for these people in the straight community, but I'm pretty sure it would violate the Derg's living-room-terms-of-service...
knot4u
Repeat Offender
If I was to guess @NovemberEcho has decided that a car is more fun than a truck and having space inside for everything a person needs to carry with them when transporting a baby suits him better, I can only hope he was able to get a 6-speed. Otherwise he should've just gotten a minivan, I hear the new ones are really nice!
NovemberEcho
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She was starting to nickel and dime me and I got better things to spend my money on than car repairs and gas. The Outback let’s me do all the things I was using my truck for (driving on the beach, towing small trailer, and now I can sleep in it at the track instead of a tent) and the gas savings make half the payment. Plus now I can fit 3 adults and a car seat and put the dogs in the back instead of them having to sit on laps.
Maximilian_Jenius
Super User
That's what I figured. I've seen this happen, where the wife/girlfriend guilts, bullies and intimidates her husband/boyfriend into selling his truck, sports car, or dog. Because babies on the way and now he's hating life and driving a minivan. Not saying that that is what happened in his case. But I've seen it before with friends.
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Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
First thing I think about when I wake up in the the morni...ok, fine, late afternoon, is gas savings. Second is the payment. *peals out, hits a dumpster*
NovemberEcho
Dergs favorite member
All my money goes to motorcycles now. Just got new bodywork for the GSXR. And next time buy a real Porsche.
Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
Hey, big gratz, does it somehow match both of the wheels?
NovemberEcho
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CVT unfortunately, but can’t take a minivan on to the beach. Well, unless I got a 4x4 one like @greg1016. The Outback is ok. It checks all the boxes. But it doesn’t have any soul and is rather bland. Also is missing some things that surprise me for the second highest trim level like heated steering wheel and memory seats and more than 4 speakers.
NovemberEcho
Dergs favorite member
I was going to get them powder coated but then decided to keep them as is just to annoy you.
Boris Badenov
Fortis Leader
It's a rational safety measure. No way they drive past you when you drop it and low-side off the track with green and purple neon wheels. Did they come with like grow-lights for the undercarriage and stick-on turn signals?
knot4u
Repeat Offender
I know a guy with a truck that has a side hustle pulling people off the beach in your area. Let me know.
NovemberEcho
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Damn I coulda been paid doing that?! I was pulling people out for free! Almost always Jeep Cherokees that didn’t air down and had the big rims and low pro tires.
knot4u
Repeat Offender
Think more of like a repo truck, looks almost stock but there's a lot going on in the bed and under the hood. Anyone that drives onto a beach without an air compressor seems silly to me, except maybe in a Baja bug, those things will go damn near anywhere and all you really need is a small shovel. It's only 18 more years, you'll be fine...