United AIP

[ClearedForOption]

Survey is out. Garbage questions. G.I. = G.O.

When considering your individual and personal physiological needs that you want from this upcoming contract, as it relates to Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, weight the following in order of importance to you:

Air
Water
Food
Shelter
Warmth
Sleep

 

[tcco94]

How can a survey be bad? Is your MEC falling apart? Lol

 

[Flyinthrew]

How can a survey be bad? Is your MEC falling apart? Lol

The energy coming out of that corner of the ALPA-verse…I just have to avert my eyes until the ride comes to a full stop.

 

[bLizZuE]

How can a survey be bad? Is your MEC falling apart? Lol

When did you stop beating your wife?

when you ask bad questions you will get bad answers.

 

[BobDDuck]

When did you stop beating your wife?

when you ask bad questions you will get bad answers.

They didn't use Comstock?

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

They didn't use Comstock?

Damn, is Comstock still alive?

 

[BobDDuck]

Damn, is Comstock still alive?

Yep. We had a briefing with him in April after some polling data came in. It was a actually one of the best data analysises I've ever seen.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Damn, is Comstock still alive?

Yep. We had a briefing with him in April after some polling data came in. It was a actually one of the best data analysises I've ever seen.

I thought we were talking about Comstock pie filling.

 

[SlumTodd_Millionaire]

Yep. We had a briefing with him in April after some polling data came in. It was a actually one of the best data analysises I've ever seen.

He was always great. I just assumed he had ridden off into the sunset by now. Glad he’s still helping!

 

[bLizZuE]

94% no.

 

[ClearedForOption]

94% no.

And I’d guess that 6% is basically everyone that is retiring in the next 1.5-2 years or so that just wants their money now.

So, effectively, this was everyone with a future at the carrier saying hell no!

 

[juxtapilot]

94% no.

Wow!! Now that is United!!!

 

[bLizZuE]

They’re giving us a 5% raise that was negotiated as part of our COVID LOA effective December bid period rather than the earliest allowed by the LOA, which would have been May.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

So what’s the 737 CA top rate?

Wait, wait, sorry. @Seggy the IAH73NA rate?

 

[Jimmy_Norton]

The g line shenanigans aren't exactly fun.

 

[Comair 100ER]

The g line shenanigans aren't exactly fun.

What’s a g line?

 

[adk]

What’s a g line?

I don't know, but I bet most men can't find it.

 

[Jimmy_Norton]

What’s a g line?

If you're above the g line you're guaranteed a line. If below, you're most likely on reserve. It gets published when bidding opens, then they reevaluate it two days before bidding closes. The "revaluation" this month was a big change, lots of people went below the line, even after being line holders for months.

Or so I have heard. I would not have any first hand experience with this.

 

[bLizZuE]

So what’s the 737 CA top rate?

Wait, wait, sorry. @Seggy the IAH73NA rate?

Not worth the bid.

 

[bp]

idk how they can even do this outside of a side LOA