Oh Skywest (or Southwest)?

[zmiller4]

Taking dadding to the next level.

I once rolled a rolling cooler to tailgate a college football game while wearing cargo shorts, then went to my nosebleed section seats...thus completing a rare trifecta of Real Men of Genius.

 

[deadstick]

I’ve learned so much here on JC. First “WAP” and now “rolling coal.” Who needs school?

 

[SteveC]

He needs one of these too:

Don’t forget sunglasses on the other side:

 

[BobDDuck]

Don’t forget sunglasses on the other side:

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[Cherokee_Cruiser]

Seriously? No idea about rolling coal?

Y'all need to spend a weekend in northern New Hampshire.

Yeah, it's pretty stupid.

I mean, people spend thousands of dollars modifying their cars just so it can throw out some black smoke on purpose? To own liberals? This is next level insanity.

 

[ChasenSFO]

Hol’ up a minute. Why all this hate on cargo shorts? Cargo shorts are the best shorts.

Basketball shorts*. All the freeballing action you could ask for, 80% of my wardrobe and basically my uniform pants for most of the last decade. I didn't quite have the balls to show up in pajama pants like a few guys in the FAA tower did often. I was green with envy.

 

[zmiller4]

I mean, people spend thousands of hours trolling on the internet? To own liberals? This is next level insanity.

Fixed!

 

[trafficinsight]

I saw someone coal roll themselves yesterday. They took off from a stop on an uphill and all the big giant cloud of smoke came out from between the cab and the bed for some dumbass reason but their back sliding window was open and a bunch of it went into the cab and I laughed and laughed.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

Fixed!

How original.

I know we’ve been over this before, but not cool editing my post and still leaving it in quotes to make it show like I wrote it.

 

[CoffeeIcePapers]

I mean, people spend thousands of dollars modifying their cars just so it can throw out some black smoke on purpose? To own liberals? This is next level insanity.

Hahaha. I'm in Texas and this is the first I've heard of it. I just thought they needed a tune up or something when I've seen them.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

That didn’t take long...

 

[melax]

Wonder who did he vote for ?

Pilot caught on mic unleashing expletive-heavy rant against Bay Area

The pilot, who has not been publicly identified, referred to Bay Area residents as 'liberal •s' and criticized residents for driving Hyundais and being '•ing weirdos.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[deadstick]

Slap hands! Slap hands!

 

[trafficinsight]

Slap hands! Slap hands!

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That's an H not even a water injected G. Get outta here.

 

[bike21]

I saw someone coal roll themselves yesterday. They took off from a stop on an uphill and all the big giant cloud of smoke came out from between the cab and the bed for some dumbass reason but their back sliding window was open and a bunch of it went into the cab and I laughed and laughed.

Sadly as a cyclist I'm all too familiar with rolling coal, haven't been hit myself but a-holes love to hit cyclists and electric cars.

 

[Cessnaflyer]

Sadly as a cyclist I'm all too familiar with rolling coal, haven't been hit myself but a-holes love to hit cyclists and electric cars.

Try driving a Prius. I get hit once a month!

 

[EDUC8-or]

I once rolled a rolling cooler to tailgate a college football game while wearing cargo shorts, then went to my nosebleed section seats...thus completing a rare trifecta of Real Men of Genius.

You don't have balls unless you're rollin' a cooler.

 

[Bob Ridpath]

Ehhh ... it happens.

One example, among many. Shift change around 15:45 was raucous; lots of joking as oncoming dispatchers were briefed about the current situation by those going home. The laughter and volume got loud, and finally someone yelled. “OPEN MIC! OPEN MIC!”

My very intelligent response was a loudly-yelled, “OH, POOP” (use your imagination), where upon the Supervisor yelled, “BOB, SHUT THE F*** UP, OPEN MIC.”

Had to be five minutes of gladhanding and cursing that went out over the airwaves - fire, EMS and police. The Commissioner and his deputy ran to dispatch and arrived out of breath (too late). Anyone monitoring in two states and seven or eight surrounding counties got a big earful.

All eight of us received “remedial training” about proper radio use and a written reprimand.

Contrite at the time, it has become a fine memory for a TON of people in the general area, and another bullet dodged over a long career.

 

[Skåning]

That's an H not even a water injected G. Get outta here.

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Not as smoky, but I love the car alarms afterwards