737 love

[guywhoflies]

Yep, I'm serious, Clark.

Woman in a five-year relationship with Boeing 737-800 - and it's 'physical'

Michele Köbke, 30, from Berlin says the Boeing is 'very attractive, sexy, beautifully built, and elegant' - and she has a pet name for it

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[ShortField]

Sweet merciful crap. She should see what I did with her boyfriend in KTN this morning.

 

[MikeD]

-800? She’s obviously never experienced a —100/200...

 

[knot4u]

Mental illness should not be socially acceptable, that woman has issues that need to be addressed not celebrated or promoted.

 

[jynxyjoe]

Yuck.

But it does make 390 easier than the 900 so maybe she's smarter than me.

 

[NickH]

Mental illness should not be socially acceptable, that woman has issues that need to be addressed not celebrated or promoted.

Maybe the -800 self-identifies as a -200...

 

[MikeD]

Maybe the -800 self-identifies as a -200...

at least the -800 is allowed above 370, unlike it’s older family members

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

I wonder what part she uses for, you know.
Hopefully a well oiled one.

 

[Skåning]

There's an MCAS joke in there somewhere

 

[Roger Roger]

She must be the one that United retweeted by accident.

 

[NovemberEcho]

There's an MCAS joke in there somewhere

She likes the Max cause it’s always willing to go down

 

[RECOVER]

since when are planes men?

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

-800? She’s obviously never experienced a —100/200...

Nothing wrong with preferring an 8 to a 2 @MikeD

 

[NovemberEcho]

Nothing wrong with preferring an 8 to a 2 @MikeD

Size queen

 

[FloridaLarry]

since when are planes men?

If you're anthropomorphizing them, it's the opporite of what you are, or have discovered that you are. Plane doesn't have a vote in this.

I suppose that you could consider them anything you damn well want them to be. Caveat emptor.

 

[Apophis]

Yuck. At least choose an actually attractive plane like the 757.

 

[knot4u]

Yuck. At least choose an actually attractive plane like the 757.

Airplanes can be a lot of things, a spouse isn't among those things. That lady is cuckoo.

 

[Crockrocket94]

Ah this is definitely a WTF reddit moment. Im sure there is a sub for that.

 

[FlyingAccountant]

Florida or Germany.

 

[Bob Ridpath]

Sigh ...

Being a product of a much earlier age, I’d suggest a mental illness at work but, honestly, got no skin in the game and don’t care with whom (what?) she’s in “love.” Not even sure why this is worthy of print (Counseling career for a couple decades around pastoral ministry as a disclaimer).

People are just freakin’ weird, generally speaking. Not you (or me), maybe, but a whole SLEW of them.

“911, address of your emergency.”
”There’s someone knocking at my door.”
”Ummm ... did you think to answer it?”
”No, there’s an oil truck in my driveway. It could be a bomb.”

Thinking ... “JFC,“ I send a cop to confirm the delivery of fuel oil.

At least this gal minds her own business (until this article, anyway).