737 love

[dispatch_guy24]

Someone's obviously never spent extended time in that jumpseat...

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Yuck. At least choose an actually attractive plane like the 757.

Apaprently, she's not a fan of girth. Or she's choose a 777. But with your suggestion she should choose a 753, over a 752.

 

[guywhoflies]

Apparently, not all chicks dig beta.

 

[Deleted member 27505]

-800? She’s obviously never experienced a —100/200...

The -100 was her first love in HS. After she got out into the real world, she upgraded to the investment banker in the -800 suit by Dormeuil.

Baby like back??

 

[jynxyjoe]

The -100 was her first love in HS. After she got out into the real world, she upgraded to the investment banker in the -800 suit by Dormeuil.

Baby like back??

She might be crazy, but no one's gonna pretend the classics are better, not even the mentally ill.

 

[Deleted member 27505]

... but no one's gonna pretend the classics are better, not even the mentally ill.

This might be one of the ONLY instances in which that statement applies.

The classics are almost always better. Or at least they were when classic meant something whose truth or beauty had stood the test of time and generations and cultures. As opposed to the current meaning of something more than 2 years old that Marketing doesn't want to disparage overtly, but doesn't want the kids buying anymore 'cause it'll cannibalize this new shinier version.

I can not abide how marketers and politicians are stealing our words and killing them. Linguicide!!!, says I.

 

[MikeD]

The Classics are cool, and the Jurassics even better. Dead stick it off field onto a levee, and take back off again from an adjacent road.

They may be aged, but taken care of, they’re good birds.

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

So, you can't do that with a NG?

 

[Minuteman]

So, you can't do that with a NG?

No, they fixed the water ingestion issue after that one.

 

[MikeD]

So, you can't do that with a NG?

probably jar up the computer instrument panel and break more already-broken fuselage/wing fork connectors.

also, the Jurassic is the only one with a gravel field kit.

 

[NickH]

Reading the article, she's not in love with a specific 737-800, but all of them. I hope they're OK with an open relationship.

 

[MikeD]

Reading the article, she's not in love with a specific 737-800, but all of them. I hope they're OK with an open relationship.

Polyamory?

 

[mastermags]

Besides using extremely bad judgement and judge of character letting her inside the hanger, someone was extremely disappointed when opening the lock after she said ‘I want to **** in this hanger.’

 

[Maximilian_Jenius]

Nothing wrong with preferring an 8 to a 2 @MikeD

Oh, really, huh?

 

[NovemberEcho]

Oh, really, huh?

Did you just quote yourself?

 

[Deleted member 27505]

Reading the article, she's not in love with a specific 737-800, but all of them. I hope they're OK with an open relationship.

Yeah, but I bet she secretly LUVs the new ones better... all chicks may not dig beta, but I'm pretty sure they all dig more thrust.

By that measure, the MAX should be the übermensch... More thrust AND, apparently, far more sensitivity.