Delta is posting next week

I wonder if you don't make it thru if you get the bad news delivered by Oompa Loompa. :sarcasm:
Also congrats to those who got the golden (or in this case cherry red) ticket.
 
While we're on willy wonka, how about grandpa joe? Bedridden and sick. Definitely not working. Definitely collecting ssi. He spends each day hoping charlie will make it big. One day charlie comes home with a lifetime supply of chocolate and fame/notoriety, and a tour of the wonka factory (see: book deal, see also: network exclusive interviews, see also also: movie, and a crappy tim burton remake) and what happens next?? He's cured. Hes running around the house like a track star. Hiiiighly suspicious. I was barn in a bar at night but it wasnt this barn and it wasnt last night.
 
I sometimes give this passdown for fun:

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REALLY WANTED a "Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?"
 
It most likely consistented of this
*ring ring*
DX: Dispatch
CA: Hello this is 4811 yea we need 2.1 extra of fuel
DX: Ok and the reason
CA: Jim Cantore is sitting in the cabin.
DX: Uhh ok...Ill add it to your release.
*adds CA ADD FUEL 2.1 REASON: CA STATES JIM CANTORE, TWC METOROLOGIST, IS ONBOARD AS PAX.
:sarcasm:
 
A1TAPE said:
It most likely consistented of this
*ring ring*
DX: Dispatch
CA: Hello this is 4811 yea we need 2.1 extra of fuel
DX: Ok and the reason
CA: Jim Cantore is sitting in the cabin.
DX: Uhh ok...Ill add it to your release.
*adds CA ADD FUEL 2.1 REASON: CA STATES JIM CANTORE, TWC METOROLOGIST, IS ONBOARD AS PAX.
:sarcasm:
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What did the sarcasm emoji do to deserve the abuse?
 
Heliman81 said:
SARCASM!

How his first interview plays out in my mind:

hi my name is A1TAPE... SARCASM.

... Why do you keep saying sarcasm?

Hahaha! SARCASM!!
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Interviewer: tell me about a time...

A1: well I read this story about what someone else did. SARCASM!

Interviewer: *puzzled look* I'm going to need to make a copy of your dispatch license.

A1: dispatch license? SARCASM!

Interviewer: *thinks W.T.F.*
 
DXWX said:
Is this specifically for Delta or no other major covers moving expanses? I find this strange as my regional airline assists in relocation for new hires.
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It's standard. None of the major contracts that I know of covers moving expenses. If you want to get on with a non-dispatch job at a major you could probably negotiate it.
 
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