American Airlines Just Made a Stunning Decision That Changes Everything About Traveling in Coach

[derg]

"airborne 'Hunger Games'", I love it!

https://www.inc.com/bill-murphy-jr/...nges-everything-about-traveling-in-coach.html

 

[Ecl!pse]

Unfortunately the airborne hunger games decision was already reversed. Would have been interesting, that’s for sure!

 

[NovemberEcho]

Unfortunately the airborne hunger games decision was already reversed. Would have been interesting, that’s for sure!

Too bad. I have an AAL flight in July and I was ready to throw down.

 

[Kingairer]

Nah. It’s been clarified.

 

[Dphoenix]

Your mother doesn't want you to know about this one weird trick to scoring main cabin extra!!

 

[derg]

I was going to book American just so I could punch a passenger in the mouth, take the seat and his overhead bin space after the door closes.

“You betta give up 12C smooth and quick else amma knock your teeth out, bitch!”

I’ll never get to use that. #SadDerg

 

[Plata]

*teef

 

[Dphoenix]

I was going to book American just so I could punch a passenger in the mouth, take the seat and his overhead bin space after the door closes.

“You betta give up 12C smooth and quick else amma knock your teeth out, bitch!”

I’ll never get to use that. #SadDerg

"Worldstar!"

 

[Flyinthrew]

I was going to book American just so I could punch a passenger in the mouth, take the seat and his overhead bin space after the door closes.

“You betta give up 12C smooth and quick else amma knock your teeth out, bitch!”

I’ll never get to use that. #SadDerg

You can use it once. Just gotta be quick deploying that slide when it comes time to bolt.

 

[NovemberEcho]

I was going to book American just so I could punch a passenger in the mouth, take the seat and his overhead bin space after the door closes.

“You betta give up 12C smooth and quick else amma knock your teeth out, bitch!”

I’ll never get to use that. #SadDerg

You can do it on United still

 

[jynxyjoe]

I was going to book American just so I could punch a passenger in the mouth, take the seat and his overhead bin space after the door closes.

“You betta give up 12C smooth and quick else amma knock your teeth out, bitch!”

I’ll never get to use that. #SadDerg

You don't use "roadhouse" somehow in the above? Sad!

 

[BobDDuck]

“You betta give up 12C smooth and quick else amma knock your teeth out, bitch!”

Wait... we can say bitch here?

 

[Deleted member 27505]

"airborne 'Hunger Games'", I love it!

https://www.inc.com/bill-murphy-jr/...nges-everything-about-traveling-in-coach.html

And we thought United hauling that dude off in shackles was bad.

I. CAN'T. WAIT. to see the carnage that issues from this decision... if, in fact, this is a decision.

Future Headline: American Airlines single-handedly revitalizes the Cellphone-Camera market.

 

[derg]

Wait... we can say bitch here?

It’s like “ass”. You can totally say ass but you can’t call someone an ass.

 

[RDoug]

It’s like “ass”. You can totally say ass but you can’t call someone an ass.

Really? Not even a real . . .

 

[skypilot6]

AA your late to the game.

https://atcmemes.com/spirit-airlines-announces-first-airbus-a380/

 

[BobDDuck]

It’s like “ass”. You can totally say ass but you can’t call someone an ass.

Fair enough... so it was a hypothetical guy in 12C that you called bitch... not some actual guy? Got it.

 

[derg]

Oh Mr. Duck.

 

[BobDDuck]

Oh Mr. Duck.

I spent my day reading through grievance settlement decisions and old contract language. Can't help going all analytical on your ass (which I can TOTALLY say here!)

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

Anyone want an unused mouth guard and face shield? Just to it on Amazon. SO bummed this didn't happen!