At least a BA pilot has a sense of humor

[Der rote Baron]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nded-photos-performing-sex-acts-38-000ft.html

BA pilot is suspended after 'taking photographs of himself wearing stockings and performing sex acts on himself at 38,000ft' ......

Are those stockings part of the BA uniform?

 

[phill1174]

This is weird and funny. I had to Lol at "this is very dangerous in mid flight, you can get into some serious turbulence". I guess you don't want the serious turbulence to throw the guys rhythm off while he's pleasuring himself.

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

You could yank your wank too rough if there was unexpected turbulence...


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[aviator147]

for those crossing the atlantic tonight, you need to give those speedbird boys a few jabs on the radio

 

[cezzna]

Forking creeper queen...yuck.

 

[dustoff17]

Me thinks that "SpeedBird" just picked up a different meaning.........and it's nothing to brag about.................

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Forking creeper queen...yuck.

Huh?

 

[Jafari RastaMan]

If you are going to do stuff like this, dont take any pictures.

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

The pics:


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/20772...-sex-photos-in-stockings-taken-at-38000-feet/

 

[phill1174]

This is all weird as hell. Where was he FO during this?

 

[jweldon]

This is all weird as hell. Where was he FO during this?

Who do you think was taking the pictures?

 

[JeppUpdater]

If you are going to do stuff like this, dont take any pictures.

And make sure the Sani wipes are fully stocked for the next guy before leaving the errr...cockpit.

 

[CirrusMonkey]

Wait, you can be suspended for this?? (Slowly backs into the shadows)

 

[NickH]

Who doesn't fly in stockings? Seems like a perfectly reasonable way of avoiding DVT. And self-pleasuring reduces the risk of prostate cancer. It seems to me this is just a pilot who takes his health seriously.

 

[phill1174]

Who do you think was taking the pictures?

HA well hey good CRM I guess.

 

[MikeD]

Time was, when the FE was the dirty, perverted one of the crew.......

 

[JordanD]

If you are going to do stuff like this, dont take any pictures.

With your face in them*

 

[JordanD]

Sidenote, holy balls it's kind of messed up that they're just throwing a name out there based on evidence they don't even really seem to cite.

 

[MikeD]

Kind of makes regional pilot spiky hair and backpacks seem normal.

 

[ahw01]

Sidenote, holy balls it's kind of messed up that they're just throwing a name out there based on evidence they don't even really seem to cite.

Welcome to gutter journalism. Hacking into the phones of a dead child's parents. Tick.