At least a BA pilot has a sense of humor

[CFI A&P]

Time was, when the FE was the dirty, perverted one of the crew.......

@Adler.


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[Cory Trevor]

Wait this sort of thing is frowned upon?

 

[Screaming_Emu]

Wait this sort of thing is frowned upon?

Maybe after 9/11 after everyone got so damn sensitive...thanks a lot Bin Laden!

 

[BEEF SUPREME]

Maybe after 9/11 after everyone got so damn sensitive...thanks a lot Bin Laden!

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[Adler]

@Adler.


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Well, it depended on the crew. We had one captain that loved to tell us every flight about when he used to go to Singapore.

 

[NovemberEcho]

Gear up pants down that's the way I like to fly?

 

[Cherokee_Cruiser]

You beat me to it, I was gonna say sounds like flying is the most fun he's had with pants off.

 

[motoboy]

That's cool Timmy Martins got a job with BA.

 

[ctab5060X]

Gear up pants down that's the way I like to fly?

I thought that was @DPApilot ??

 

[deadstick]

You could yank your wank too rough if there was unexpected turbulence...

Brings a whole new meaning to "pilot-induced oscillations."

 

[DPApilot]

I thought that was @DPApilot ??

I still have that picture. Only way to deliver a Saab...

 

[X-Forces]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nded-photos-performing-sex-acts-38-000ft.html


Are those stockings part of the BA uniform?

Sense of humor, or mental illness??

 

[fholbert]

Who here sees something they recognize?

 

[JordanD]

Who here sees something the recognize?

I've seen plenty of blurry genitalia.

 

[PeanuckleCRJ]

"This seat smells like ass and shame..."

 

[trafficinsight]

And the march to pilotless airplanes continues.

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[Screaming_Emu]

I've seen plenty of blurry genitalia.

So he was Japanese?

 

[Deleted member 27505]

Me thinks that "SpeedBird" just picked up a different meaning.........and it's nothing to brag about.................

Seems the perfect nomenclature. Clearly, anyone so daft as to engage in this nonsense must perforce be a strange bird. And if this indeed occurred in flight (assuming the FO was not complicit), he'd have to be mighty expedient to drop trou, don hose, yank wank and reassemble himself all in the short period between the FO leaving for the head and returning to his flight deck.

 

[Deleted member 27505]

And the march to pilotless airplanes continues.

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Just wait 'til the computers start pleasuring themselves. That, I can assure you, won't be pretty.

 

[NovemberEcho]

And if this indeed occurred in flight (assuming the FO was not complicit), he'd have to be mighty expedient to drop trou, don hose, yank wank and reassemble himself all in the short period between the FO leaving for the head and returning to his flight deck.

Ive had full on intercourse (with cuddling) in less time than that.