Pilot Job Fair Tip #6,525...

[derg]

There is a HUGE probability that that text you're sending during the meeting isn't as important as you think it is, but the mere virtue of you doing that has a heavy impact on your first impression with an airline recruiter.

 

[SFCC/UND]

My followers aren't going to like that.

 

[PropDriver]

What about asking the recruiter to pose for a selfie?

 

[word302]

Wow. The very fact that this needs to be said is so sad.

 

[MarkE]

So no Periscoping either, I take it?

 

[derg]

So no Periscoping either, I take it?

It would be less than optimal.

 

[B767]

How do you know one is sending a text vs viewing their notes, and adding new info, for the meeting as they may be extremely nervous?

 

[grkero]

Don't be jealous because I've been chatting with hot babes online all day.

 

[Kingairer]

Would suck to go to a job fair only to worsen your chances of getting hired.

 

[Lee D]

There is a HUGE probability that that text you're sending during the meeting isn't as important as you think it is, but the mere virtue of you doing that has a heavy impact on your first impression with an airline recruiter.

Wow! Funny how our phones have become such a temptation at critical times: driving, class, interviews, intimacy, etc.

What about winking at the recruiter while simultaneously doing the finger guns thing, accompanied by a Fonzarreli- esque "ayyyyyyy!"

 

[derg]

How do you know one is sending a text vs viewing their notes, and adding new info, for the meeting as they may be extremely nervous?

Most people's soccer had scores. You shouldn't need a mid-interview "Go get 'em tiger!" from mommy!

 

[Stryker172]

Wow. The very fact that this needs to be said is so sad.

Actually I find it encouraging. Their loss is my gain.

 

[Blackhawk]

How do you know they were not playing Candy Crush to relieve the tension. Wait... never mind... probably not any better.

 

[hook_dupin]

But she swiped right!

 

[ASpilot2be]

But she swiped right!

Swiped right? Moving something to the trash bin?

 

[hook_dupin]

Swiped right? Moving something to the trash bin?

So my sarcasm detector is MELed. Not sure if serious:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Swipe+right

 

[ASpilot2be]

So my sarcasm detector is MELed. Not sure if serious:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Swipe+right

Ah. Ok. I thought tinder was what you used to start a fire. Learn something new every day.

 

[hook_dupin]

Ah. Ok. I thought tinder was what you used to start a fire. Learn something new every day.

In that case, Grindr is similar, but for Alaska pilots.

 

[ASpilot2be]

In that case, Grindr is similar, but for Alaska pilots.

Good thing I am about to be Portland based.

 

[alaskadrifter]

Good thing I am about to be Portland based.

You will be a hot item in Portland this summer, because you will be an Alaskan before it gets cool.

Sorry, I'm just refining my #dadjokes for when I have kids.