Cut it out before we lose KCM

I am led to believe that he wasn't 100% serious in the statement regarding his ability to survive without his choice liquor.

Or are we questioning why a man is drinkng clear liquor? Cause if thats why, then add me to the like list...

The former, not the latter.
 
I am led to believe that he wasn't 100% serious in the statement regarding his ability to survive without his choice liquor.

Or are we questioning why a man is drinkng clear liquor? Cause if thats why, then add me to the like list...
I know. But my trainer says I can't drink dark ......
 
I know. But my trainer says I can't drink dark ......

Find a new trainer.

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I bought a bottle of fine Dominican rum (okay, it was CHEAP Dominican rum) in SDQ at the duty free one day. Customs made me break the seal on it because they were afraid I was taking it back to re-sell. Okay, first, I thought everyone knew pilots were alcoholics. We only steal and resell things like Ferraris and crystal meth. Second, this didn't sound ODD to him? I was even like "Dude, you do realize I'm in uniform right now, right?" Didn't matter.

So based on that, I'd just tell the KCM guy that customs told you to open it. :)
 
Also if you read the back of the crew dec form you don't have to enumerate your personal kitchen.

Some ICE officials dont care what the form says and demand you declare ALL foodstuffs regardless of where purchased.

Doesn't matter what the form says when you are dealing with someone on a power trip.
 
We cannot lose this privilege. This is why I still travel in uniform while going through KCM. I'd like to be able to retain my large contact lens solution, toothpaste, and other important personal liquids while on my way to a long work trip. Be respectful and courteous to them - as much as we might hate the TSA.
 
Some ICE officials dont care what the form says and demand you declare ALL foodstuffs regardless of where purchased.

Doesn't matter what the form says when you are dealing with someone on a power trip.
Yeah, I had to give up my banana in Edmonton the other day because I couldn't prove that it was originally, legally imported into the United States, then carried into Canada. Customs violations are career limiting moves.

Whatever. The guy was friendly and professional about it and we had a good laugh. I've had very good experiences dealing with Customs and Border Protection at Canadian preclearance stations. The CBSA/ASFC people are even more friendly and funny, too.
 
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