I'm telling y'all boys right now, esp the single ones...get a couple of real bow ties, learn to tie them properly, and wear them when you go out. You'll be amazed at the number of looks you get (from girls, I have to specify because of people like @Polar742 , @mikecweb , @DPApilot , @Derg )
Something to be said for when a girl wants to come up and try to undo your tie in a playful manner.
You'd know how that feels eh?Yes, we all know that the ladies love to have a gay friend.
Read the threads about this last PUBNAT, I think what you saw on your visits is dead on."Appropriate for the conduct of Government business" is very loosely defined, judging from my visits to various ATCTs/TRACONs.
You have no idea how much I need one of those! No idea!!!And here I thought it was going to be this one:
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Just kidding guys!!!
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Scientists wear lab coats to keep gunk off their real close.
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Ya...pissed off New Yorkers only listen to guys in suites and ties![]()
I know.
It's internet hilarious, but bow ties are for anti-Semites from the 1960's and shoe shiners from the 1930's unless, of course, it's an accoutrement of a tuxedo.
But some of us go to work to fly to perform…. work.
"Yes chief pilot, I am fully aware of our companies uniform policy and standards, but bro. BRO… BRO! Chicks dig my bow tie and I assure you that I'm not taking liberties with other policies or procedures you I had in place when I accepted employment".
I'm sure chicks would dig pilot shoes with "Healies" and "I heart Jared Leto" pins, but some of us are here to perform the tasks as per company policy and procedures.
#OldManPerspective
I've seen a lot of fools wearing their trench coats with their hats. Do you have a double breasted trench coat to be really professional? Give me a break. You've got to be kidding me. Come to me in person and tell me I don't look professional. I love the Internet.It will look great with the trashy leather jackets. When you dress like a fool you get treated like a fool.
I was thinking the same thing. I saw a captain wearing some really professional black military combat boots with his professional double breasted jacket unbuttoned and his professional hat improperly placed on his head.I've seen a lot of fools wearing their trench coats with their hats. Do you have a double breasted trench coat to be really professional? Give me a break. You've got to be kidding me. Come to me in person and tell me I don't look professional. I love the Internet.
I'm going to step out on this weak branch and hazard that you've never had to go back and talk to a pissed off New Yorker in a plane before.
I'm all for polo shirts & cargo pants where the job makes sense. Sometimes you just have to look the part.
I've seen a lot of fools wearing their trench coats with their hats. Do you have a double breasted trench coat to be really professional? Give me a break. You've got to be kidding me. Come to me in person and tell me I don't look professional. I love the Internet.
I recognize that you have to stick up for your own. But I don't suffer lightly being called a fool. It's my uniform. My shirt is dry cleaned and pressed as are my pants. My shoes are shined and my socks match my pants. Don't call me a fool for wearing the uniform which includes a leather jacket.Hot damn, it's an opinion about a jacket, not an accusation of microphallus, my friend!
I certainly won't call you a fool. But I'll definitely say that Doug looks a lot sharper when he shows up to the gate wearing the double breasted blazer and a hat than a Southwest pilot does showing up with no hat, a leather jacket, and a brightly colored tie.
It's not what you wear, it's how you wear it. Professionalism is an attitude, not a wardrobe.
Ehhh, the airline made me wear a leather jacket. I wore the chit outta that thing too. Did I think it was tacky? Hellz yeah I did! But I didn't have another option, do I made it look as good as I could.Derg said:Corn dog? Sure. But it doesn't necessarily invoke courage in hopping on a jet if the pilots looked like this!![]()