Rant from a regional FO!

[dasleben]

After you're done, hand dasleben my shoes and to look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.

I think that's actually in the FOM for second IRO duties, right below scurrying around the galley in an approved high-visibility apron.

 

[derg]

I think that's actually in the FOM for second IRO duties, right below scurrying around the galley in an approved high-visibility apron.

Do they have someone play "Galley Wench" or do you have to heat your own crew meals?

 

[dasleben]

Do they have someone play "Galley Wench" or do you have to heat your own crew meals?

Whoever's up tosses stuff in the oven or whatever. I do kinda miss the FA call button for coffee, though. We have this "hot cup" thing for coffee in the 767 galley that's OJI waiting to happen.

 

[derg]

Whoever's up tosses stuff in the oven or whatever.

Can a brother get a medium steak or does it just come out the way it comes out?

 

[dasleben]

Can a brother get a medium steak or does it just come out the way it comes out?

Does the hot meal labeled "Maet" we had coming out of BRU count?

(It was a delicious steak).

 

[derg]

Does the hot meal labeled "Maet" we had coming out of BRU count?

(It was a delicious steak).

As long as it wasn't English horse, I mean beef.

 

[surreal1221]

Already have a "Come and Take It" bumper sticker.

I also demand results, for likely different reasons than pullup.

Enjoy the united counties of texas.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

How's your seminole?

What?! I can't hear you.

 

[Autothrust Blue]

People don't tip these days though.

Remember, we're talking "value flyers" -- the ones that are "shocked" and "annoyed" about the liquids rule and think since you're commuting in uniform, that you're open to hearing them bitch about it.

Oh right.

You know, when commuting, I wound up in MCS so much on Virgin (or on the jump on 'murikan) that I rarely listened to such flameage.

 

[tonyw]

All I did was listen to SOMEONE who told me, back it up. You've got room. A little more. Keep going. BANG! Okay, that'll do.

Dude....Swing and a miss....If that's what you got out of my post I need to work on communication or comprehension. Take any member out of the list and place with another. The results would be the same as would my point. Shoot go back a few more years and it was a different group on the hike to a different area. Hell, tonyw damn near got us stuck in the desert with his great parking....

 

[tonyw]

You have an excuse. It's all the pucks to the head.

Yeah, I think its pretty sad to have to be a different person on the inter webs than in real life.

I'm funnier on the internet, but that's just because I have more time to think about what I want to say. Other than that, I'm exactly the same dbag that posts here.

 

[Malko]

All I did was listen to SOMEONE who told me, back it up. You've got room. A little more. Keep going. BANG! Okay, that'll do.

Hey, I resemble that remark.

I remember the PoPo stopping and asking if we were ok.....