Airline coffee

Most of our DL -painted EMB's are capable of brewing fresh coffee (if they're not MEL'd), which tastes delicious and makes things all homey and comfy early in the morning after a reduced rest overnight. Plus, nothing smells better (or covers up the rancid lav-juice odor better) than freshly brewed coffee. I'll drink a whole pot of that stuff!
Due respect...my Embraer airplanes are old, but none of them smell like rancid lavatory.
I'll check it out. Not a fan of aspartame, but I guess I'm also not a fan of E. Coli. Of course, we only have 7 airplanes in the 767 fleet, and I've had coffee on all of them; not dead yet. :)
It's probably marginally better where you work; your airplanes hold still long enough to be cleaned. That doesn't mean they clean them, of course, but at least they have the opportunity. :)
 
Due respect...my Embraer airplanes are old, but none of them smell like rancid lavatory.

I'm referring to the ones working the DL codeshare. We park out in the styx and it's like pulling teeth trying to get a lav service in places like JFK, LGA and DTW. Or air, or GPU, or catering, for that matter! The rest of our planes are ok.
 
In my experience, mostly corporate as a mechanic, disinfecting the entire potable water system is a regularly scheduled event. Takes 8-10 hrs. and probably a 3-6 mo. frequency. With the amount of people and turns that 121 airplanes do I would be suprised if they don't have a similar requirement.
 
I'm referring to the ones working the DL codeshare. We park out in the styx and it's like pulling teeth trying to get a lav service in places like JFK, LGA and DTW. Or air, or GPU, or catering, for that matter! The rest of our planes are ok.
Ah. Well, I feel your pain, at Big Hub International we sometimes have trouble with any and all of these things. The outstations are awesome though.
 
I usually think all airline coffee is watered down. Same goes for hotel coffee. This might have something to do with me drinking a straight chicory blend for two years though.

Cream and sugar is for nancies.
 
I usually think all airline coffee is watered down. Same goes for hotel coffee. This might have something to do with me drinking a straight chicory blend for two years though.

Cream and sugar is for nancies.

We had this instant coffee on a civilian sub-service in and out of JFK...awful, dreadful stuff. Didn't help that the R1 FA would constantly put too much instant mix in. But, before an 0500L landing after a 2 legger from South America, I kept 'em coming. I can still taste it...*shudder*
 
I usually think all airline coffee is watered down. Same goes for hotel coffee. This might have something to do with me drinking a straight chicory blend for two years though.

Cream and sugar is for nancies.

That's why you "New York Double-Black" it.

And that has nothing to do with KLB and X-Forces hitting the clubs in Miami.

Throw a filter pack in the carafe, then press the brew button.


Delicious.
 
Ah. Well, I feel your pain, at Big Hub International we sometimes have trouble with any and all of these things. The outstations are awesome though.
Heh, kills me when you know all the lavs are supposed to be dumped at the hub and you pull the plunger and it's so full it fills the hose all the way back up to the dump port.
 
Heh, kills me when you know all the lavs are supposed to be dumped at the hub and you pull the plunger and it's so full it fills the hose all the way back up to the dump port.
HEROIC LAV DUMP! (Thanks for all that you do. Without the turd hearse operators, our airplanes would smell (even worse).)
 
A can of caffeinated soda will do that for you, and without the e coli.

Actually, the caffeine in soda doesn't do much of anything for me.....and I try to avoid sugar as much as possible. Coffee, on the other hand, ZING......and I drink that black as possible (as black as my soul). :D
 
Actually, the caffeine in soda doesn't do much of anything for me.....and I try to avoid sugar as much as possible. Coffee, on the other hand, ZING......and I drink that black as possible (as black as my soul). :D

You know, Rick Astley sang soul and he's a pasty redhead.

Oh... Wait.

My bad!
 
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